A Zombies vs Humans game at Alfred College in New York shut down the entire campus when a Nerf gun used to "stun" players who are zombies was confused for an actual gun. Yeah, I don't know how that happened, either.
"One faculty member saw one of our players walking through an academic building. And we think they just glimpsed one of the Nerf guns and thought it was a real gun," said Alex Geddes, the game's organizer.
For any pod people out there who never had a childhood, this is what a Nerf gun looks like. I hope to God that that faculty member doesn't have tenure. Seriously, if your kid goes to Alfred, congratulations: you've officially failed as a parent.
(thanks to Upstate Underdog for the tip; original story with Va Tech-style scare here)
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Yes, Yes
/necrophiliac
The butler from Batman has a college?
fucking zombies
Who has time to waste on stupid shit like this? Call me crazy but back when I was in university, we actually had class… AND did homework. And if we had time after that we just got good old-fashioned drunk at our favourite bar.
You would think that being half-dead would have an adverse affect on the way a pair of titties sag, but there they are, staring me in the face, bloody and beautiful as ever.
worst thing about zombie prostitutes? you bury them in the woods and they just keep digging themselves out
This reminds me of the time those cops thought my GI Joes were real and I was convicted by an international tribunal of war crimes.
This story is reminder #431347103479347 that present-day American culture has turned everyone into ginormous fucking pussies. Especially aging hippie liberal douches, as this faculty member no doubt was.
And that bitch on the right has one hell of a strawberry shortcake.
umm dumbass you posted a pic of a water gun, not a nerf gun
epic phail
Been there, done them both.
//Anthony Merino
@sparty: phuck oph
If only the faculty member hadn't burned their draft card back in the 60's they'd know what a real gun looks like.
And when the zombies do come, for gods sake people, use the Velcro tip, not the suction cup.
@ swanychitown
awesome post.
That's Megatron! The Decepticons apparently are using zombies in a scheme to gather energon to take over the Earth and eventually Cybertron.
See, if only they changed the laws to allow students to carry real guns on campus, someone could have shot the guy with the nerf gun and there wouldn't have been any problem. Unless someone else with a gun heard a gunshot, came running with his gun drawn, saw the first guy with a gun standing over the corpse of a student, and shot him. And then someone ELSE with a gun…
Yeah. More guns = more awesomeness.
Zack, I agree with you in principle, but would only comment that the optimal use for a real gun in this situation would have been to waste the pussy professor who confused a fluorescent green piece of plastic with an actual firearm. If it hadn't been for him/her and his/her unfathomably doucheness, none of this would have happened.
umm dumbass you posted a pic of a water gun, not a nerf gun
epic phail
oh sweet jesus, Matt. Please address that comment. It could be the only thing worth while in my day.
/yep… that sad.
They're zombies! And they're masturbating!
Cock Flashy, I'm with you, except I think in that situation it would be more appropriate to pistol-whip the dumbass professor. Or bitch-slap them with it. A lot of people think those are exactly the same thing, but they're not. There are subtle differences that a layperson wouldn't recognize. Only a true pimp would know what to look for.
I got ya. For the uninitiated, the pistol-whip is a forehand motion with the body of the gun in the palm of the hand, whereas the bitch-slap is more of a backhand leading with the barrel.
Always a pleasure to meet a colleague.
worst thing about zombie prostitutes? you bury them in the woods and they just keep digging themselves out It's so funny. I often watch some funny videos and photos on m y i n t e r r a c i a l m a t c h . c o m . It said that there are some hot star such as Britney's photoes and videos there.
I'm an Alfred grad. Trust me, the only way you'd ever want to bang a chick there is if they were dressed up as zombies and you were very very drunk. Chist they were, and probably still are f'ugly.
One more thing…. If I could do college all over again, you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be at Alfred U.