The UCLA Spirit Squad held auditions this past weekend, and the Trojan Haters Club was there to document the visual evidence.  By which I mean "he took pictures of hot young coeds."  He must have had some kind of permit, because trust me: whenever I photograph hot coeds, a With Leather business card has never been enough to convince the police that I'm researching a sports story.  Maybe I shouldn't be photographing from trees.  Into second-story windows.

THC noted a special appearance by a campus celebrity:

One of the non-Cheer highlights of the Event was when [football coach] Rick Neuheisel paid a surprise visit.  He came over during a score-tallying break, and talked to us and some Judges, about Golf, and Rose Bowls… He was just so cool, so personable, and so approachable, that we felt comfortable to chime into his “conversation,” without feeling pushy.  And he instantly included us in the group.  SO COOL!!  Someone asked him if he was gonna stick around and Judge, but he said no way, that he had his own students that were keeping him very busy (but that otherwise, he would have loved to!).

Yes… "very busy."  You see, Rick was late to take a recruit to the Blue Zebra.  It's all-nude and no alcohol, so you can get high schoolers in without having to worry about getting them a fake ID.  It also features three girls who failed to make the Spirit Squad two years ago.  No pressure, ladies!