Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor is apparently still on Dancing with the Stars, and last night he danced to the Monday Night Football theme. If you think that doing a samba to the MNF theme sounds like a bad idea, wait until you see his eye black. I couldn't even look directly at this video. I watched it with my peripheral vision, because eye contact with my monitor just didn't feel right.
Right now there are writers for The Office getting fired for not coming up with scenes this awkward.
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If it weren't for Edyta, I wouldn't have made it through the whole clip…and I'm a Dolphins fan. No "hoo boy that's gay" tag?
I thought it was very cute
/my mom
989!!! It's gotta be a sign!
/sticks finger down throat to induce vomiting
At first glance, I thought this was going to be a gay G.I. Joe schtick.
The Office is turning into Entourage. There, I said it. 30 Rock is far superior.
This guarantees a trade to the 49ers.
When I think of great songs to dance to, the Monday Night Football theme from 1991 is right at the top.
I can't wait until Taylor loses, and then tells the media afterwards that "I'm the better dancer, I don't care who won…the better man lost today," and that "all those Steve Guttenberg fans must be happy. Now they can chant their stupid little chant. Good for them."
Or, maybe, if he chokes away a lead in the final round, he'll just sit on a bench and cry.
/Jets fan
Last time I had on eye black and danced to the MNF theme Agent Starling was creeping around upstairs
damn Enrico that is a strong statement, however I'm getting sick of the Pam/Jim storyline. I still can't believe anyone watches Dancing with the Stars.
side note: got an early father's day gift from the wife, the complete collection of Arrested Development.
His grace makes me want to
have a penis in my asscry.Hot chick in bikini top = check.
MNF theme = check
Dolphins player angrily staring at camera = check
Then why am I suddenly looking forward to this week's communal shower at the Y?
Peter King is now plotting on how to re-enact this with Favre
I consider this a win for the Dolphins.
Ow
/poking self in eye with letter opener
But why the tracksuit bottoms?
This show needs more violence
Can someone tell me what time i have to fast forward the video to so i don't feel like such a queer watching this?
I love the "It's good!" pose to finish it off. Seriously, what the fuck is this guy thinking?
i'm sorry but that's just plain hilarious. i laughed during the whole thing. come on have a sense of humor people.
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