<i>Miss Tennessee didn\’t get the \”no pants\” memo</i>” title=”<i>Miss Tennessee didn\’t get the \”no pants\” memo</i>” class=”alignright size-full wp-image-41″ /> <p><i>What to watch for in this weekend's hottest action.  Home teams in ALL CAPS.</i></p> <p><b>FINAL FOUR over <a href=The Movies – Why is the damn Final Four schedule always Saturday-Monday?  Why not Friday night and Sunday afternoon?  Drinking on Monday nights sucks.  Well, not really.  But I still don't like being hung over on Tuesday.

Miss USA over MISS AMERICA — Miss America is too wholesome.  The Miss USA girls all look like they'd be happier wearing only the sash. (Thanks to Mr. I for the pic)

NBA DANCERS over European Cheerleaders – Bravo to Fan IQ for this extensive breakdown.  Real Pulitzer material there.  There is a Pulitzer for blogging, right? 

SEA LAMPREY over Great Lakes fisheries – Make no bones about it: lamprey are assholes. 

Have a safe and fun weekend, and do stop by to say hello during KD's weekend shift.  I'll be back on Monday.