Cowboys All-Pro wide receiver Terrell Owens makes a chance appearance (thumbnail below) in this very, VERY NSFW (not safe for work, in case you're new) collection of hardcore pornographic images at BangBros, surprising the two or three people who held on to some kind of pitiful hope that he wasn't a self-absorbed idiot. I'm cool with appearing in pornography — who doesn't dabble in a little gay bondage to get through college? — but I imagine this is the sort of thing that NFL ReichsCommizioner Herr Goodell won't look upon fondly. Here's the story that goes along with the, ahem, "photo essay" at BangBros.
I was cruising the Beach this week on Spring Break. I was looking for hot young babes who were into a little fun. Preferably the ones that take off all their clothes on camera and suck dick. I saw a lot of hot babes along the beach, but none that were willing [Ed. note: Prudes]. That's when I ran into Vanessa Lee, a hot babe that had done a couple shoots with us, she was bored walking around and as soon as she saw me she wanted to tag along. I got her to show me her ass and her titties in the back of my Jeep while we were cruising around the beach. In front of everyone she took off her panties and showed off her round, luscious, big, tanned Vanessa Lee ass. That Ass was incredible, it was so perfect you can put a drink on it and it would be stable. So I watched her play with herself for a while, until
You can imagine where it goes from there. I kept hoping they'd have tea and discuss Robespierre, but if they did it's only available to paying members of the site.
[HT: The Dirty] UPDATE: 289 got his hands on a screencap of TO's laptpop (above).