Devoted weekend readers know I'm enthralled by bowling, while fans of Saint Andrew's Net have surmised I also enjoy lovely girls who have a penchant for shedding their clothes. And so, from Page Six comes this exciting news:

PORN queen Gina Lynn caused chaos for Howard Stern TV executive producer Doug Goodstein after she leaked the secret location and shoot date for their on-demand "Bowling Beauties" series on her MySpace page. A number of fotogs inundated Goodstein with requests to shoot the event at Chelsea Piers, which will feature 16 porn stars, including Savanna Samson, and Penthouse Pets Krista Ayne and Justine Jolie bowling in bikinis and stiletto bowling shoes. The show will be taped Tuesday and debut May 12.

I don't watch Howard Stern, and I don't listen to him on the radio. I can't afford cable TV, so I'm certainly not going to subscribe to satellite radio. First of all, Carl Everett told me that satellites can't exist, and free radio is still pretty good (did you know that the Spin Doctors are classic rock now?). Oh well, I'll guess I'll have to wait for clips of this show to appear on the interwebs. Until then, there are some fine pics of lovely Kristen Bell on that link, while there are some racy photos of lovely Gina Lynn (above) everywhere. What's a dedicated onanist to do? Pray for re-runs of Veronica Mars? -KD