As recompense for all the news about the fat Ronaldo's misadventures with women-but-not-women, I thought we could use a sexy update on the other Ronaldo's main squeeze.

As previously noted, Man U striker Cristiano Ronaldo is dating Spanish nurse/aspriring model Nereida Gallardo.  The new-old bikini shots on the right are from British girls-next-door Kickette, while the image on the left shows off Nereida's new haircut — as well as some earrings I hope she got after they started dating.

The 24-year-old Spanish model sported a specially-designed 'R7'logo diamond earring, in honour of her striker boyfriend Ronaldo, who wears United number 7 shirt.

Continuing the Wag tradition for bad taste fashion, Nereida, was seen at Old Trafford with the rather large earring sparkling in her ear as she turned up to watch United triumph over Barcelona in the Champion's League semi-final.

The tacky accessory was all the more obvious as the aspiring model has cropped her brunette locks into a Posh-style bob, further evidence that she is straying in full-on Wag territory.

A much better accessory?  Huge boobs.  Those never go out of style.