04.30.08 THIS IS MORE LIKE IT
As recompense for all the news about the fat Ronaldo's misadventures with women-but-not-women, I thought we could use a sexy update on the other Ronaldo's main squeeze.
As previously noted, Man U striker Cristiano Ronaldo is dating Spanish nurse/aspriring model Nereida Gallardo. The new-old bikini shots on the right are from British girls-next-door Kickette, while the image on the left shows off Nereida's new haircut — as well as some earrings I hope she got after they started dating.
The 24-year-old Spanish model sported a specially-designed 'R7'logo diamond earring, in honour of her striker boyfriend Ronaldo, who wears United number 7 shirt.
Continuing the Wag tradition for bad taste fashion, Nereida, was seen at Old Trafford with the rather large earring sparkling in her ear as she turned up to watch United triumph over Barcelona in the Champion's League semi-final.
The tacky accessory was all the more obvious as the aspiring model has cropped her brunette locks into a Posh-style bob, further evidence that she is straying in full-on Wag territory.
A much better accessory? Huge boobs. Those never go out of style.
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THIS IS MORE LIKE IT
I'd definitely hit it, but it would be nice if she did some crunches once and a while
*Sigh*
I thought those last pictures of the she-dude were the best that was being put out there today.
Well, maybe I can go a second time.
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Nope
Actually, R7 is just the strain of Hepatitis she got from the OTHER Ronaldo.
Those DSL's didn't come out of a bottle of Centrum either, brother.
Man I never thought of branding my girlfriend, I could learn a thing or two from the Hot Pocket aficionado Ronaldo.
She needs a pearl necklace to go with those earrings.
Jeans + bikini top = class.
She's definitely sporting a little stomach-butt in the middle pic.
What is she in a fucking convent? Lose. The. Jeans.
Also, the right-to-left progression in the photos from all-out whore to cropped hair WAG a la Eva Longoria is highly disturbing. It's supposed to be the other way around.
It's not R7, it's more of a P-Isosceles Triangle.
Sure shes hot, but whos gonna open my beer or crack my lobster tail?
Tranny eyebrows
Nurse, huh? I'd love to!
The boobs are nice, but she needs a burka for the rest.
Eyebrows brought to you by Sharpie.
I have an "R7" on my TaylorMade driver, does that mean Ronaldo is fucking that too? Because that would explain my slice and my fire-piss.
a nurse aspiring model.
Im sure she was just stripping to put her way through school too.
Warning: Sincere comment follows. This is like an art appreciation class for me. I would never have gotten as much out of those photos had I not read your comments.
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