04.30.08 THIS IS A DUDE
meat-sticks instead of Hot Pockets, if you know what I'm saying. And I think you do. Because you heard it yesterday.
Today we get more word of Ronaldo, as well as photos of one of the lovely she-dudes he picked up. There's also a report that Ronaldo's girlfriend has dumped him, with the possibility that sponsors will follow suit.
According to Brazilian paper "Extra", Maria Beatriz Antony, who lived with Ronaldo up to a few days ago, returned to her parents in Brasilia. Friends told the paper that she repeatedly complained about Ronaldo's type of nightlife in Brazil since the player's return because of an injured knee. So his latest escapade may only be the final straw that tipped the balance against him.
"Extra" claims that Nike is considering unilateral termination of his contract and a request for damages as provided in a clause. "We are still collecting information, there is nothing official yet" is what spokesperson David Grinberg said on behalf of Nike's brazil office. The contract that ties Ronaldo to Nike is lifelong and is worth in excess of 100 million dollars.
Losing your girlfriend and a $100 million sounds bad until you factor in that at least he figured out the hookers were men before they started having sex. So really, he came out ahead here.
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THIS IS A DUDE
meat-sticks instead of Hot Pockets
/// furiously writing business plan and looking for investors for new gay themed 24 hour convenience stores.
Was that picture taken from sexysoxfans.com? Where's her/his Sox hat?
I don't know about you guys, but when I wake up in the morning, and the chick has a 5'o clock shadow worse than I do, kind of puts up a flair. Something tells me he enjoys more than just soccer balls bouncing on his head.
@wwsm
Seriously funny and great idea. I look forward to the name of the chain.
Dude or no dude, who pays for something that looks like that?
I t looks a little like a future A-Rod offspring.
Seriously funny and great idea. I look forward to the name of the chain.
7" - 11" ?
Ronaldo? Ronaldo who?! Every good soccer player is named Ronaldo! Just like every good woman says they're too much of a … a … umm…. fuck off!
There are few things sexier on a tranny hooker than a widow's peak
The Ronaldo jersey was a huge hit today, the ladies loved it. So did the dude-ladies.
Wilmer Valderrama really took the Lohan break-up hard, eh?
Do all Brazilian dudes look like horses? First Ronaldinho, now this guy.
Speaking of horses, someone who obviously likes KSK has hacked the shit out of Bissinger's wikipedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._G._Bissinger. Some highlights include: "ESPN called Friday Night Lights the best book on sports over the past quarter century.Also, he is a noted horse fucker. But sometimes is able to fit in sheep between novels."
It ends with: "Also, Big Daddy Balls, in an as-yet unverified blog post, alleged that Bissinger 'fucks horses.'"
According to google images Maria Beatriz Antony, Ronaldo's now ex-gf is smoking hot, and apparently not a tranny. Bad call by Ronaldo.
The name of the chain is: Meat sticks instead of hot pockets.
(That was the point of the joke?)
She-dude: "I swear to you I got it this far in Ronaldo before he began to "care" about what I was doing."
Hm…
Meat sticks in
stead ofhot pockets.That sounds really, really gay.
oh well….a mouth's a mouth…DUDE'S NIGHT OUT!!!
Ah, so that's what happened to the foreign dude from "That 70s Show."
Goddammit, Mick.
Meat sticks are delicious and Hot Pockets give you violent diarrhea. I think Ronaldo might be on to something here.
BAD day. I SAY BAD DAY!
In other news, Brady Quinn and Ronaldo are now close friends.
Do you know how insulting it is to me that a guy who bangs supermodels is even attempting to put his penis anywhere near that
chickdude? If you are Ronaldo you have an obligation to do good things with your penis…for the rest of us.Im upset that this post didnt get my favourite tag; HOO BOY THAT'S GAY
It's only gay if you cum, right? RIGHT!!?!
/not, not drunk
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