Holy crap. Injury Rate of FanIQ! at the Disco just gave me the joy equivalent of four Oregon lineman calendars when he turned up these early-21st century commercials for Seattle Sonics promotions. They star little-known Predrag "Peja" Drobnjak and his even littler-known cat Jinkkies. The one above also features former Sonic Jerome James as an alien bear, which — admit it — is a role he was born to play.
No team in Oklahoma City could ever have commercials this awesome. Which is why Sonics owner Clay Bennett's final agonizing moments of life will be spent with me fornicating with his eye sockets. I will then bleach his skull and use it as a chalice. No, a coffee mug. I'd get more use out of a coffee mug.
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Beatlejuice! Beatlejuice! Beatlejuice!
The chalice from the palace holds the bleach that is true.
Clay Bennett to Uff: "Please don't probe me!"
Visine makes an outstanding lubricant for ocular sex.
So does blood.
jeez, that looks worse in print than it sounded in my head.
//the voices have a soothing barratone.
Skullfucking is a lost art
Coolest Sonic Ever?
ROBERT SWIFT
Not in my neck of the woods it isn't.
/South Africa
I'd get more use out of a coffee mug
Uff, this made me sad. Keep you pimp hand strong!
I refuse to watch any embedded media that could possibly include a cat named: Jinkkies
@Allan Stokke: I’m gonna go with Big Smooth, Sam Perkins.
Peja say you buy club seat or I club dis baby seal.
That right. I club baby seal to make a deal.
Get real, the Sonics were never cool.
It doesn't get much cooler than Detlef Schrempf
"Spary me wit de water"
Pejas been reading my dream journal.
Even without sound, these are the fucking coolest things I've ever seen. NUTSO! NUTSO?
And Vlade Divac wanted to be an actor? Obviously he never met The Drobber!
Jerome James would have been a better fit in Space Nuts.
"The Sonic's action from this seat is so hot, it burns me."
I think Shawn Kemp conceived 4 fuck-trophies from that same seat.
That was outstanding.
Someone needs to make a page that just repeats "Don't Probe My Body" just like that "Sweep the leg Johnny!" one.
Coolest Sonic Ever? Slick Watts, hands down. Or maybe Alton Lister.
It's so funny. I often watch some funny videos and photos on I n t i m a t e m i n g l e DOT C o M It said that there are some hot star such as Britney's photoes and videos there.