Here's Mikhail Youzhny at the Miami Masters tournament facing off against Spaniard Nicolas Almagro. After ending a long point with an unforced error into the net, Youzhny reacts like any real competitor would: by beating himself in the head with his racket until he opens up a bloody gash [Heh... "bloody gash" - Ed.]. The tactic worked well for Youzhny, as he rallied for seven consecutive points after the incident on his way to victory.
Is this the single best intimidation tactic I've seen in ages? To borrow the words of a fatter man, fuck and yes. Andy Roddick could be a world champion if, after losing a point, he'd pull out a hunting knife and slowly give himself a long cut down the cheek, then return to the court with a wild look in his eyes. That dilettante Federer would crap his pants. Instead, Roddick's a little coward who needs to preserve his pretty-boy looks so he can chase swimsuit models. What an idiot.


Dude, its just tennis. Lighten up a little will ya.
"I'm kicking my ass, DO YOU MIND?!?"
When I played high school tennis, one of my teammates won his match when he broke his opponent's nose with a passing shot and the guy had to forfeit due to injury. So I'd have to say Youzhny's technique is only the second-best tactic. It's always preferable to make your opponent bleed first.
The tennis version of Norton waling on himself in "Fight Club."
Martin Grammatica is not impressed.
Monica Seles is not impressed with the amount of blood loss.
Let me help you out partner…I got a set of brass knuckles….I can have you fucking winning Wimbeldon..
"Hey coach what about this shit here?? He don't give a fuck about me, he's kicking his own ass!!!"
Was that a Bruline?
Who the fuck is Van Goff?
Fucking crazy Russkies. He should have pointed at the other guy and said, "I will break you" Ivan Drago-style.
If I'm that ballkid, ain't no way I'm reaching for that towel. Sweat is bad enough, but blood is worse. How do you know Stresserella doesn't have the hep?
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That's badass, but not nearly as badass as this:
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There was only one Piper.
Bill Grammatica, not Martin.
But he wasn't impressed either.