
Beloathed Steelers mascot Steely McBeam — or rather, the man inside the costume — was arrested for driving under the influence in January, leading to his release from the organization. Kenneth Hahey, the man behind the foam yellow jaw and creepy pedophile leer, blew an impressive .166 on the Breathalyzer.
According to the criminal complaint, Hahey ran a red light while turning from Carson Street onto 10th Street about 1:45 a.m. Jan. 6. When an officer stopped Hahey, the officer detected a strong smell of alcohol and Hahey's speech was slurred and his eyes were glassy and bloodshot, the affidavit stated. Hahey failed roadside DUI tests. He was given three chances to pass the walk-and-turn test after he first complained that he was nervous and then said he wasn't on level ground.
In all fairness to Hahey, those tests are damn near impossible when you're shitfaced. And you can't really blame a guy for drinking when the character he plays has "Beam" in his surname. Why do cops have to be such tightasses about method acting?
[Deadspin]


Ha-hey!
//Nelson Muntz
Fucking Pigs
One can only hope he played the "do you know who I am?" card and that there is a tape of it somewhere.
If he only gets community service for this, does he have to walk around Pittsburgh throwing trash on the streets?
having recently been moved up from the backseat to riding shotgun, Anthony Smith confidently guaranteed that Hahey would pass the roadside sobriety test
Pittsburgh fans will blame the ref for this in 3…2…1…
So, was Ben catching a ride home with Steely Mcbeam from "The Mine Shaft"?
Or, is Ben catching a ride home to Steely Mcbeam's "Mine Shaft"?
I wouldn't have fired him, I would've just changed "Steely" to "Jim".
Nice work 289. Right down to the 96 Taurus a man on a mascot's budget might drive.
It just dawned on me that "Steely McBeam" totally sounds like they're talking about a guy's COCK.
// My homage to Norm McDonald
Steely McJimBeam.
@ WWSM: Please include an anal rape reference in future homages.
My roommate played high school hockey with this guy. All he had to say about him was that he was a clown, and that he had taken part in giving him the "jockxygen mask" on several occasions. So his Steely training started early.
Also, congrats to the Steelers on their consistent approach to discipline. James Harrison would have agreed with me, but I couldn't reach him. He had broken all the phones in his house and is punching his girlfriend in the face as we speak.
85. Nice job. I was afraid we'd get through a comment section without someone bringing up hockey.
He drinks to forget that Siena Miller called his beloved city "Shitsburgh." Oh, and because his existence is just a touch more meaningless than everybody else's.
I thought I heard something about Swoop, the Philadelphia Eagle's mascot, getting busted for heroin possession. Oops, I'm confusing him with another Philly resident…
They knew from his last name they were hiring an Irishman.
Look, I told you bitches, I'm just not talking about this.
.166???
Good on yah – that's some fine work….
Oh, and Steely McBeam?
WTF…
Gaaaay….
This makes me want to leave a big McSteamer on his chest