SKATEBOARDING IS SUPER-EASY
04.30.08This faceplant video is somehow even more predictable than most faceplant videos, and perhaps that's why I find it even funnier. There's just something really rewarding about a voice off-camera repeating the phrase, "Don't fall! Don't fall!" It really is the perfect cue for an embarrassing wipeout on concrete. These chicks could teach graduate-level courses in comedy.
And I would totally want to bang the professor.
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Road rash on the face is HOT!
I'd hit that.
True fact, Tony Hawk wears flip flops to skate too.
@ Ready, Road Gash is even hotter.
I like how both of her ankles buckle when she steps off the board. If you pause it right, she looks like she is doing some weird Michael Jackson dance thing.
Right on cue. That is real talent. Promptness and Dependability I mean.
I'd plant my face between those legs.
This video is missing the requisite "Camera Man Running Up While Stifling Laughter" shot.
Point her down a hill and film it. Her friends must hate her.
She could plant her face on my dick.
Choad Rash
The title of the video is "Girl on Skateboard Eats Concrete"
…that's not the only thing she eats!! HEYYY-OHHH!!
"Road Head" takes on a whole new meaning.
"Now I'll never be a teen model!"
skateboarding down a hill is so much more fun when you're wearing a t-shirt and shorts and have no coordination…
I was rooting for the van.
If you look real hard, I am waiting in the bushes to drag her away….
If you're in the bushes, doogie, then who's in the van?
I'd have liked to have seen a circus parade enter the shot from the right. Elephants, the lot.
I'd hit it harder than she hit the pavement. Shit Bitch!
Too much clothing for this to be a REALLY good video.
It's true that it doesn't hurt as much when you are a hot young chick.
"YOU CAN DO IT!"
No she can't!
Dottie Davis says this is degrading to women.