for a photo, thus providing the creative spark sports dorks have needed to write lesbian fan fiction about Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova.
On a side note, I'm really tired of sportswriters and talking heads who slam Kournikova for retiring without ever winning a tournament. That's pretty unfair, right? There are hundreds and hundreds of athletes in all sports who have never achieved the pinnacle of achievement; that's no need to bring them down. Why is it Anna's fault she's good-looking but not the best tennis player in the world? It's just sad. I hope that someday in the future we can learn to appreciate women for their looks and not always judge them on their accomplishments.
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The guy in the last pic is the clear-cut favorite for the 2008 World's Biggest Douche award.
Who the hell is the brunette? That chick is better looking than both the Ruskies.
Sharakova? Kournupova? Canwemakeaporna?
@Enrico, agreed. Talk about hot chicks with douchebags.
I thought "hot chicks with douchebags" was always a given?
You know, for my money the sequel isn't nearly as good as the original.
Shoulda played tennis. Dammit, why did Aggassi look like such a fucking woman in the 80's and 90's?
Not for nothing, but Anna has some huge goddamned feet! Now if only I could get her to stroke me with them. You know, cause that's big in porn and, ah forget it.
I hope that someday in the future we can learn to appreciate women for their looks and not always judge them on their accomplishments.
Agreed. For my money, the only accomplishment any woman should be judged by is "did she sleep with me consentually?"
Kournikova is starting to look like a pathetic old skank. She's lucky she came along when she did because there are lots better looking women on the tour now.
FYI – the guy is men's tennis star Novak Djokovic. No idea about the brunette. Looks like Vanessa Marcil without all the mileage.
Pretty sure the brunette is Camilla Belle, the actress you know from…absolutely nothing.
Yes!
Terp, check your watch… You may be gay.
I honestly dont get the Sharapova thing. Outside of being 6 feet tall and blonde. With perfect legs. And not an ounce of fat on her. And being 18 years old.
Like I said, Sharapova is really overrated.
Camilla Belle is the chick from 10,000 B.C.
/saw it this weekend
Hey Maria, why the long face?
is it wrong to say I'd let Kornikova hit me in the nuts with a tennis racket for a chance to suck a fart out of her rusty sheriffs badge?
Sharipova is starting to look to much like Phoebe from Friends, and I fucking hate Phoebe.
Bendemova
Sharapova looks a little beat up. Not so beat up that I wouldn't kill my own grandmother and everyone here for a taste, but yeah, a little beat up.
I was thinking Sharapova looked like Dorothy Stratten in Galaxina with that haircut. Man, that takes me back. What is it about tennis players' dress sense? She looks drop dead average here.
I don't really think Kournikova cares about the commentary regarding her tennis career anymore. She's made so much money marketing her perfect legs, great chest, sexy curves, and perfectly silky blonde hair that she looks at this chat, as well as every other, and laughs (while wiping her delicious butt with $100 bills).
Daniel – http://www.laballtalk.com
Hey gay guy who hates women, thanks for giving Sharapova the most ridiculous haircut that cost more than $4.50 ever. AK47 wins by an '80's porn 'do.
@swanychitown
Please. Kournikova has been overrated from the beginning. There are lots of girls on the tour who make her look like a 25 cent whore. I saw them at Indian Wells and the early rounds of the Sony Ericsson in Miami.
terp you actually went to a tennis tournament???? The only time i like when womens tennis is when it's on tv so i can turn up the volume, close my eyes, grab the Jergens, and listen to them scream and moan….hmmmmmmm.
yeah, did she go to magicuts? wtf
Kournikova looks better here
the name is easy… Shara-porn-ikova
Unlike a lot of female tennis players, Sharapova generally looks better on court than off. Not sure why, but I've noticed that about her since she first became a huge deal. And that Great Clips do isn't helping matters.
And I agree with Terp that there are dozens of female tennis players that the general public doesn't know about that are major hotness.
Both tournaments featured men and women, just like the slams. Take your choice.
04/07/2008 11:00Vince Glortho saysWho the hell is the brunette? That chick is better looking than both the Ruskies.
Camilla Belle from Back to the Secret Garden aka the tape on pause in Matt's VCR.
She's a beautiful woman.She's so gorgeous. I love her. I saw her profile with photos and videos at m y i n t e r r a c i a l m a t c h . c o m I also found her blog there.It's said that she's seeking for a young man to be the BF ? Is that ture ???