<i>Maaaaaaaaaaaaake ouuuuuuu — Oh. Thank you.</i>” title=”<i>Maaaaaaaaaaaaake ouuuuuuu — Oh. Thank you.</i>” class=”alignright size-full wp-image-41″ /><p>Because the changeover to the new server has made back-alley abortions look quick and painless, I missed out on the opportunity yesterday to flaunt <a href=photos of the 76ers dance team out and about and partying like, well, like hard-bodied professional dancers.

But the good news on the NBA dancer front is that once again Don Chavez has uncovered photos of a suspected Sacramento Kings dancer behaving in a totally awesome fashion, and by totally awesome I of course mean drinking and playfully engaging in lipstick lesbianism.  It's pretty impressive that these girls keep doing this, considering photos like these and these have already garnered attention in the mainstream media.  DC thinks that the blonde girl in these photos is Becca, an aspiring entrepreneur and apparent cotton candy enthusiast.  So is it really her?  The answer is a definitive, "Sure, why not?" 

Seriously, I can't tell fake-looking hot blondes apart.  You could put a yellow wig on a scarecrow and stuff a pocket pussy in the groin area, and I'd swear it was Pamela Anderson.  Although I guess that's not the best example.