ROGER CLEMENS IS A SWELL GUY
04.28.08
According to the New York Daily News, future Hall of Fame pitcher Roger Clemens had a ten-year affair with country star Mindy McCready. Given the nature of pro athletes to stray, it's not that huge of a deal — until you factor in that McCready was 15 and Clemens was 28 and a father of two when they met. 15-year-olds, dude.
Clemens was with his Red Sox teammates in a Fort Myers, Fla., bar when then-teenager McCready caught his eye. After Clemens threw a shirt with his and several teammates' signatures onstage, an introduction was made. "It was love at first sight, no doubt about it," said a source with intimate knowledge of the relationship.
According to the source, McCready did not learn that Clemens was married to Debbie Clemens until McCready attended a baseball game with her two younger brothers and read Clemens' bio in the program. The source says that McCready was too young to be angered by the news that Clemens was taken. [...]
The two were known to take lavish trips to Las Vegas and New York… During another Big Apple excursion, the two holed up in the trendy SoHo Grand and later partied with Monica Lewinsky and Michael Jordan. McCready, according to a source, even bummed a cigar off His Airness to give to Clemens. There were personal love missives to Clemens hidden in McCready's album liner notes.
Already people are trying to make Clemens out to be some kind of bad guy here. But if falling in love with 15-year-olds is wrong, I don't want to be right.

What's the big deal about dating 15 year olds? I used to date 15 year olds. When I was 15…
They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the free interracial dating site I n t i m a t e m i n g l e DOTC o m a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever!
Maybe when I turn 40 I will think the age gap is too great with 15 year olds but until then….of to prison with me!
Do her and Jessica Simpson share a father? Because seriously, "yes you can go party with Roger Clemens in a hotel room" would not be in my vocabulary as a dad. Just sayin'.
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon… you know, cause I've worked in a lot of clubhouses, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
"Monica Lewinsky," "cigar" and "holed" all appeared in the same paragraph. Nicely done, sir.
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying … I love you
@Swany
You just invoked a Me First and the Gimme Gimmies inspired "YEAH" from me.
Clemens was with his Red Sox teammates in a Fort Myers, Fla., bar when then-teenager McCready caught his eye.
It's a Red Sox thing, no one will understand.
Refering to the picture, I told the bitch she better have my money.
/Right hand strong hand!
To be fair, she's from Florida. Below the Mason Dixon, you need to look at age of consent in dog years. She was 105 when they met. If anything, he should have gone younger.
To be fair, with all the steroïd he did, where else could he find a vagina tight enough if not on a 15 years old?
Now we know why Rog says his favorite show is Hannah Montana
@ WWSM – absolutely correct! The press in the NE has no idea where the Mason Dixon line is nevermind the rules in play below it. (says the guy who, at 21, had to find 15 yr olds in WV cause no woman over 21 was below 200 pounds)
Wow, cheating; drug use; lying to Congress; statutory rape.
Might be the the first time a MLB pitcher has batted for the cycle.
The source says that McCready was too young to be angered by the news that Clemens was taken
Thats one of the best things about dating 15 year old girls. They are too "young" to get angry about their boyfriends being married.
and later partied with Monica Lewinsky and Michael Jordan.
Where was Pauly Shore and Judge Lance Ito???
+1 SAIA
Ver Troyer was also notably absent.
I didn’t even know Jordan and Monica were an item.
Am I the only one who was wondering what a 15 year old was doing in a Fort Myers, FL bar?
Yeah but Clemens said he never had sex with her, and when has he ever lied?
I say "If there's grass on the field, don't get caught by Chris Hansen."
He doesn't consider Anal and Blowjobs sex I guess…
How soon before we hear about the time Barry Bonds got a aqueezer from a 14-year old Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes?
"squeezer", god damnit
Roger, dont listen to da hata's playa. It's all good, baby.
-R. Kelly
Years ago my employer had an intern (a hot little college junior) who once, while fending off one of my frequent clumsy attempts at seductive conversation, claimed her sorority sister was having an affair with Clemens. I laughed it off at the time as bullshit.
How little did I know I was right. Apparently college girls are waaay too old for the Rocket.