I read on the Internet that the dudes on this calendar play baseball for the Kansas City Royals.  And I'm gonna have to take the Internet's word for it, because honest to God I can't name a single player on that team.  Wait: Mark Grudzalaniek or however you spell it.  He's on the Royals, right?  Maybe he's one of these guys, I dunno.

As you can see, the models are wearing some of the edgiest, most modern menswear ever to be seen in the Midwest, and the calendar's artistic director selected some of Kansas City's most beautiful pipes and cinder blocks for the backdrop.  Buy your copy now before they're all gone!

[Ball Star via SPORTSbyBROOKS, too-amazing-for-words outtakes here]