PEYTON MANNING IS FRIENDLY
04.29.08If MasterCard, Sprint, and Gatorade commercials have taught me anything, it's that Peyton Manning is a nice, charming guy who just wants us to be hydrated while paying for great telecommunications services with a versatile, widely accepted credit card. But this Manning commercial is kinda weird. I'm not even sure what he's selling. He's just yelling and swearing a lot. Does he want me to join the Marines? Because I tried that already. Don't let Peyton sell you on that sweet dress uniform, man. You'll wear Kevlar and a flak jacket a hell of a lot more than you will those dress blues. And as much as the Corps is trying to embrace new technology, they're still not issuing laser rocket arms.
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That;s how my dadtalks to my mom.
My dad says that how he lets my mom know he loves her.
That made me pee a little
I think I like this Peyton Manning more than that salesman guy.
I bet that's how Archie talks to Eli
So that's why the Colts drafted 3 centers this year.
Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
"I call the plays you fat fuck, just stand there and keep being fat" would have sounded waaaaay cooler.
I guess those SNL skits with Peyton yelling at those children were all too accurate.
Another United Way commercial? This guy just gives and gives and gives.
I guess I should refresh before submitting.
I love how as soon as Glenn steps in Peyton gets scarred and doesn't know why everyone is yelling… classic AND classy
you should see him train his dogs.
"When I say fetch, you fucking fetch. I give the commands, you lick your fucking balls…"
Of course if P. Rivers did this I'd be the first to rip it for him, but then again Rivers is a bitch.
Manning added, “I swear to God, Saturday…I will come at you like a spider monkey!”
I always thought Peyton's Girl Friday was his boy Saturday, but apparently not everything was lovey-dovey there.
I guess when you stash your hands in another man's crotch for a decade, the sexual tension will get to be unbearable. Why can't you two just admit that you're in love?!?
no matter how vehemently peyton denied trying to massage jeff saturday's balls while under center, things just were just never the same on the o-line after that day
Apparently, someone's never been on a team sideline before.
This shit happens all the time. Oh wow, arguing and frustration on the sidelines in professional sports. Someone call the newspapers!
And if anyone actually follows football, Manning does have a point. Jim Moore, the offensive coordinator, and Tony Dungy let Manning call the game. Because he's THAT smart when it comes to football.
And I'm a fucking Tom Brady fan too.
damnit otto
Secondly, that's a pretty old video.
Let’s all remember that this is the same guy that couldn’t beat Marmalard at home a few months ago.
Wow, Cap'n Forehead blows his stack. Another hero plummets from the firmament.
He shouldn't bite the hand that keeps him from being Jake Plummer.
hes screaming bc he just realized eli got out of his shadow…or was it closet?
Damn, Manning's Man Points just shot up 25%.
Good thing Sorgi stepped in at the end…
Hell, he sounds like pussy even when he's mad. It was like Ned Flanders went over and yelled at Saturday.
Tarik Glenn would have ripped his ass apart. Peyton knew who he was fucking with and retreated.
I have absolutely no problem with this.
LOL
Damn, Manning's Man Points just shot up 25%.