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Here's a collection of mascot "bloopers," and as you can see I've broken out the sarcastiquotes because most of these hijinks are annoyingly planned. Listen, you plushy fur assholes, we don't want you to pretend you to get hurt, we want you to actually suffer real pain and humiliation.
Besides wearing a mascot costume for a living, that is.
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Mmmm, plushy fur assholes.
For my money, still the best example of mascot abuse is Bull Durham.
Oh shit, the "air hump" was fucking AWESOME!
….and yes, I'm still drunk from last night.
Uh, anyone else notice that last clip occurred in front of an establishment known as the "Top Shelf Bar"?
[www.urbandictionary.com]
Missing from the montage: Steely McBeam's first court appearance.
/drafts that song
Buddy of mine was the ASU Sundevil for 4 years. Little fuck got a full ride scholarship to do that.
Just a thought: I could really go for some more 7 on 7 type mascot football. That actually looked entertaining.
@Lance:
We always called it an upper decker.
Mmmmmmm Upper Decker.
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Quantity, or quality? 'Cuz I could really go for something more funny than that.
Does anyone remember the montage Kenny Mayne put together about 15 years ago on Sportscenter? I loved the side-by-side of Griffey Jr. and the Mariners mascot colliding into the outfield wall.
"Griffey. Moose."
@ Swany: I witnessed a 7 on 7 mascot football game at a Chicago Rush game two years ago, it was hilarious. Not so hilarious were the guest QB's for each team, Eddie & Joebo of B96 galore.
We always called it an upper decker.
True. I got respect for both versions. So does Urb. Dic., apparently:
[www.urbandictionary.com]
They also list "Going up top."
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