MARISA MILLER IS ATHLETIC
04.21.08
Marisa Miller threw out the first pitch at a Cubs game this weekend (video here), even though she's not from Chicago and has no reason to support the Cubs. So I guess in that way she's like a lot of the drunk college girls at Wrigley on any given summer day.
Finally, we have some photos to go with the video. And her form is certainly impressive. She seems to really know how to handle balls, if you know what I'm saying. I wouldn't have thought she'd be into pitching, am I right? I'd like to give her the business end of my 32-oz Louisville Slugger, and I'm not talking about a baseball bat, heh heh. If she keeps playing with the Cubs, though, she might end up in the cellar. No, not the bottom of the NL Central. I mean if her movements become predictable and I know where to find her in Chicago… um, I've been advised by my attorney to not finish that sentence.
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She throws a mean forkball
Oh, how I wish in the last pic, that the baseball was my scrotum.
If she can close out games, we may be soon mourning Wood.
Get it? 'Cause Kerry Wood would be out of a job.
Screw you people; I don't need your approval!
she can handle my balls all she wants! preferably in her mouth.
Wait is that a Cub jersey, or an Angel jersey? So confused.
Check out Kerry Wood's hand placement. What's he trying to say there?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I really like attractive women.
Marissa Miller > Gisele Bundechen
Cubs/Sox > Mets/Yankees/Sawx (cause they are the same you see)
And oh yea, of course…
Jim Belushi < Smelly Sack of Asses.
Yea but can she hit?
I would actually "toss her salad", to make a "homerun" on my "playing field"..Which is my basement.
hee-hee
Her face looks like its been beamed by a few fastballs.
I don't know if that qualifies as a pun, buy, yeah.
It would have been awesome if she threw the first pitch wearing nothing but that Cubs jersey.
I agree with Kerry Wood. If Marisa Miller sat next to me, I too would be holding down my gigantic man-boner.
She needs to wrestle Jessica Simpson. On my bed. Then I can die a happy man.
My boner just pointed to the north side.
Ted Lilly implies a lot in Photo #2
@swany: I agree on both, especially the smelly sack of asses and Belushi compairison.
That guy is the go-to 'celebrity' for Chicago teams all the time, and everyone I know here wishes he was dead.
Oh, and Marissa Miller is sickeneningly hot.
@ UU
Something like this you had in mind? [i138.photobucket.com]
@ Jim Jones
I think it's Beaned not beamed as that involves a 35 doller bottle of liquor. non of that is a pun, but, yea…
Why do girls always seem to push the ball? She's going to need Tommy John surgery with those mechanics
this is the first time i saw someone in a cubs jersey and didn't want to smash their face in with a shovel… it's also the first time i saw someone in a cubs jersey and got a semi.
I liked Ted Lilly a lot better when he was Jimmy Key.
@ swanychitown
I'm glad you found my intentional typographical errors. Job well done.