KARL MALONE LIKED ‘EM YOUNG
04.30.08
Before Demetrius Bell was drafted in the seventh round by the Buffalo Bills, his closest tie to the world of professional sports was through his absentee father, legendary Jazz forward Karl Malone. They didn't meet until Bell was 18, when Malone told him "it was too late to be his father, and that Bell would have to 'earn his money on his own.'"
And then there's this nugget from Allan Wilson of the Buffalo News:
[Demetrius's] mother, Gloria Bell, reportedly was only 13 years old and Malone a college sophomore at Louisiana Tech when Demetrius was born. Malone might have served jail time had her family asked the district attorney to file criminal charges.
Hold on, hold on, I'm using my calculator. 13 years, minus nine months of pregnancy, carry the one… Wow. If Wilson's claim is correct, then there's a 75% chance that Karl Malone slept with a 12-year-old when he was in college. And a 100% chance he's a child molester. Dude, even in Louisiana, 13-year-old girls are still just kids. They don't blossom into sex objects until at least 14.
[FanHaus]

Just wait until the Mailman learns about Bell's younger half-sister, Jamie Spears. That is, if he hasn't met her already. And by "met" I mean "impregnated."
I guess he delivered more than just mail.
Thanks, man…the pressure has really been on lately, but this should buy me some time. Call me soon….we should hang out!/Clemens
Old enough to pee, old enough for Karl Malone.
Neither rain, nor snow, laws against statutory rape can keep the Mailman from his appointed rounds. But what I wanted was a white girl.
Eat me.
/Karl Malone
I've impregnated younger.
//Sam Malone
It must have been then stylish knit tie or the Casio (with calculator) that wooed the young minx into Karl's arms.
If current trends continue, in about 12 hours a picture of this chick will surface and she will look worse than the crack-addict on the corner. And will probably look like a SHIM.
Karl Malone: Making bastard kids before Shawn Kemp, and before it was cool.
true to form, malone “accidentally” elbowed gloria bell in the head mid-coitus
Karl Malone shits all over Roger Clemens.
"…had her family asked the district attorney to file criminal charges."
No one has to ask a DA to file charges. Wonder what the statute of limitations on child molestation is in Louisiana.
There has to be a John Stockton joke in there somewhere.
New Developement: Demetrius Bell-Actually Mulatto
So I am to understand that the Bills won't be inviting the Mailman to the Father/Son picnic at 1 Bills Drive this year?
@swany
I was in the process of, untill you Stock-blocked me.
Stockon picked her. Malone rolled her.
Sorry.
Ally-oops!
Matt – you going to dip your toe in the pool of shit that Costas created last night after he and his crew set up your deadspin crony? I'm sure you've got some lovely vitriol to spew.
In the meantime, I'll keep watching youtube videos of Kimmel's Malone impersonations.
Roger Clemens can't even be the best child-fornicator in the sports world.
In Malone's offense, she told him that she was sixteen.
I guess the mailman delivered the big package.
Funny how this story suddenly became news when the very white Roger Clemens finds himself in the news.
*sigh*
Hey, if there's grass on the field…
I think a permanent change in vocabulary is necessary. We need to change 'young' to 'ripe'; I think it is in all our best interest…
No wonder the Utah fans loved Malone — he had the same age-of-consent assumptions as the polygamists.
Jesus, somebody needs to box up the Mailman's seed. That makes two kids who are going to be in the pro and neither of them are kids he knew about. He needs to hook up with Serena and make the most awesome athlete in history. Jimmy the Greek wasn't wrong
Roman Pilansky is not impressed