Baylor? I don't even know 'er! — 168
As some of you may have noticed, we have a tie in the #1 position. And because Baylor and forklifter were in different groups, their tiebreaker isn't shown. Ummm… I'm not sure what to do about that, exactly. It's still first thing in the morning, and I haven't had enough coffee to make decisions. But we'll figure something out.
Also, for the non-ironic completed bracket with the lowest point total, the winner of a big stack of sports books is the aptly named stupidbracket.
TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE: Email withleather@gmail.com with your name and address from the Yahoo account you signed up with. The winner(s) will get some kind of iTunes card (total TBD due to the tie and how we work that out), everyone else on that bulleted list gets a subscription to their choice of Penthouse or Playboy. People who ask for something else other than what we're giving them for free (Can I get Redbook instead?) will lose the right to their prize.


Yay… third… my Girlfriend WILL be pleased when i show her the exciting new array of Vaginas coming my way… but thanks though.
Mario "Supernintendo" Chalmers
So I wasn't the only one who thought of that? The trademark won't hold?
Do you think down syndrome girl feels left out here?
Can you take the money you were going to use to buy me porn and sponsor a little African child instead?
I don't have a joke here. I actually would prefer to feed an African child. Because I'm morally superior to the rest of you.
Also, do you know how grateful that child is going to be by the time she's 18?
No, really. The look of gratitude will be priceless. Dirtbags.
That couldn't have gone any better for Calipari haters like myself, the Championship was within his grasp only to slip away at the last moment as the achilles Heel he has poo-pooed all year (Memphis poor freethrow shooting) indeed killed them.
…hockey playoffs begin Wednesday!
@ Otto:
I was surprised this was the first time I saw Super Nintendo actually used in front of his name.
I bet the women's championship will be just as exciting.
GO JAYHAWKS!!!!! NATIONAL CHAMPS!!!
Memphis SELF-destructed while Kansas was brimming with SELF-confidence.
//fantastic pun artist
That's funny because it was the Kansas cheerleaders who were choking last night!!!
High Five!!
So, uh, I guess Toto fucked Elvis…….?
yes, yes, yes
/me
did, did, did
/Mario Chalmers
LOL@ Chris Douglas Roberts Partridge In A Pear Tree choking and missing huge FT's at the end of regulation. Couldn't happen to a better shit talking hacker. FUCK YOU MEMPHIS!!!
No team that doesn't have its campus within 300 miles of an ocean should be allowed to win a national championship.
Girls don't be afraid to pile on the makeup, remember you are from Kansas. After tonight it's back to being groped in the corn field by the future assistant to the regional manager at iHop. I run the second shift, stop on by.
Too many, or not enough Half-smokes? we may never know.
Fuck, what a buffet line those 3 make up…