04.29.08 JEFF REED IS A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE-TO-BE
Steelers kicker Jeff Reed gets photographed drunk or drunk and shirtless or drunk and exposing his genitals every other week, so I guess this isn't the biggest news you'll see all day. But still, it's good to see him relaxing in Vegas and proving once and for all that a man can pull off wearing a tiara and pink bibs and sashes — but only if he clenches his jaw and sticks his lips out. If young Jersey guidos have taught us anything, it's that the modified Blue Steel look is the surest way to tell a camera, "I'm a fuckin' badass, yo." No, wait. Not "fuckin' badass." "Witless douchebag" is what I meant to write. I always get those two mixed up.
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JEFF REED IS A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE-TO-BE
Just Livin' the Dream… Like a douchebag…
Not pictured at bottom: the back of Hines Ward's head
I too, am fucking badass..
it should be a lot better ass that i'm fucking. but my standards are low.
much like steeler fans.
Mike Vanderjagt Approves.
Tomlin and Roethlisberger do not.
Good thing the Pirate Parrot wasn't there, otherwise he'd be unemployed right now.
p.s. how do you miss that photoshop?!?!?
Even kickers in the NFL are on the juice and all we ever hear about is Roger Fucking Clemens and the rest of those dirty baseball players.
"Sheee's yo Queeeeeeeen tooo beeeee!"
The man has been after Hahey's job for a year, now. I say he's won it.
the chick in the first pick is pretty hot. way to go skippy reed.
I could be wrong here but I'm pretty sure the bib he's sporting proudly proclaims "I heart dick". Although the fact that he's a kicker pretty much assured us of that anyways.
Yeah, but can he turn left?
I give the guy credit for not being at home in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft like the other NFL kickers.
At least he's giving 110% at trying to be a douchebag.
Drunk idiot kicker.
Oh, have heard of his name for long. But didn't know himself. He did a great job in this music. I know his songs are widely welcome at the interracial dating club blackcentury.com. Many girls love it very much.
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