HORNETS ARE THE NEW SUNS
04.30.08
Last night the Hornets and Spurs both closed out their first-round playoff series with Game 5 wins against the Mavericks and Suns, respectively.
Now, I've long hated the Spurs while adoring D'Antoni's Suns teams, but these were no longer the Suns from :07 Seconds or Less. Every year since the breakout season after Steve Nash arrived and dished to shooters like Quentin Richardson and Joe Johnson, the Suns have taken exciting components and replaced them with older, slower components — and swapping Shawn Marion for Shaquille O'Neal sealed the coffin of the exciting, up-tempo Suns.
But the king is dead and all that: the Hornets are now what the Suns used to be. Not exactly, of course, but close enough for a casual fan like me: a fast-moving unselfish team featuring an exciting point guard, high-flying/athletic big men, and a couple shooters to make teams pay for double teams and slow rotations. Chris Paul notched a triple-double in closing the door on the Mavs last night; he's basically Steve Nash, if Steve Nash rebounded, played defense, closed out games, and was stronger and faster and better in every way. I can't wait for CP3 to make Tony Parker look like the twee Frenchpuss he is when their second-round series starts Saturday.
In conclusion, Tony Parker's wife is a self-absorbed bitch. Go Hornets.

I bet she smells like compound and tuna.
At least we have one good team in New Orleans.
I've been in love with CP3 all year, and if Bruce fucking Bowen or Robert Horry gives him some sort of cheap shot and knocks him out of the series, I will get so angry that I will punch a baby.
@swany: You forgot the Ben Gay.
(That works on so many levels..)
"he's basically Steve Nash, if Steve Nash rebounded, played defense, closed out games, and was stronger and faster and better in every way."
and he has a better tan than Steve Nash
Wow Ufford with a JA Adande/Michael Smith/Bill Simmons fluff column. Not what I expected first thing Wednesday morning.
And by first thing, I mean first thing. I just got out of bed. Not like I have a job to go to, hell I'm posting this from a public library, I'm actually homeless.
So can this also mean that the Celtics are the new Mavericks? Destined to succeed but doomed to fail? PPPPLLLLLEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!?
/Tea-bag Boston.
I can't wait for CP3 to make Tony Parker look like the twee Frenchpuss he is when their second-round series starts Saturday.
And then Kobe Bryant will cut through the Hornets like a hot knife through a baby.
Shaq was just a big monkey…….
wrench, that was thrown into the Suns' run-n-gun offense.
Sorry about that, I was choking.
Mike D'Antoni looks more and more like a member of the Hitler Youth every day.
Say what you will about Tony Parker, but the Suns were lining up to suck his cock.
The Hornets-Spurs series may turn out to be the series everyone expected the Suns-Spurs series to be.
get ready to punch some babies, cause the Spurs are about to make the Hornets their bitch