Gus Johnson is largely considered the voice of the NCAA tournament (sorry, Bill Raftery), but he also works Knicks games with Clyde Frazier, as you can see in this clip from last night's Knicks-Bucks (ugh) "game." And it's obvious that as the quality of the games go, so too does the level of Gus's work. Exciting tourney games give you Johnson yelling himself hoarse; two atrocious NBA teams will get you ABBA's "Dancing Queen."
I'll tell you this much: he's nowhere as good as I am. In a poll I conducted in my bedroom, 100% of stuffed animals agree: I'm way better at singing ABBA tunes. Though it's possible they're just sold on my white catsuit.
[Odenized]

I'll be honest; I'm more of an "SOS" guy.
Clyde's beard is looking good…
Poor Gus. No play for Mr. Gay.
Isiah just gave him a 5 album deal with a $4,000,000 advance.
“Gus Johnson is largely considered the voice of the NCAA tournament (sorry, Bill Raftery)….”
How dare you, Ufford. How dare you.
ONIONS!!!!
Gus is infallible. If Gus thinks the game merits a falsetto rendition of "Dancing Queen", then it merits a falsetto rendition of "Dancing Queen". The end.
'and a good time was had by all'
I realize that it's a WL custom to trivialize dead hookers, but to refer to them as "stuffed animals" sets the bar at a new low.
Baby, I’m still free. Take a chance on me.
//Ufford
I realize that it's a WL custom to trivialize dead hookers, but to refer to them as "stuffed animals" sets the bar at a new low.
Actually, you're just trivializing Ufford's skills in the arena of taxadermy. Is nothing is good enough for you?
I think he's just warming up for his karoake death-match with Stu Scott…
Though it's possible they're just soiled on my white catsuit.
Sure, I can spell – Karaoke – see?
Frazier looks embarassed to be black.