ELI MANNING IS GETTING MARRIED
04.17.08
New York Giants QB and famous younger brother Eli Manning is getting married to college sweetheart Abby McGrew in Mexico this weekend. Slainte!
The One&Only [where they're staying] is located on the picturesque Baja California peninsula, where the Pacific Ocean merges with the Sea of Cortez.
Luxury suites run up to $2,600 a night, and the resort offers a wedding package that includes a horse-drawn carriage ride to a rustic chapel.
Oh, man, I can't believe we're only finding out about this now. People, I know this is short notice, but it's not too late to get them something from their Neiman Marcus gift registry.
The Royal Crown Derby china is tasteful and classy, I think, and it's a damn shame that no one has forked over the $345 to get them the vegetable bowl they want. And will NO ONE buy them a butter crock??? C'mon, Mannings and McGrews, how is a Super Bowl MVP supposed to focus on football when he doesn't have a BUTTER CROCK?
[Thanks to reader Brian; Daily News story via Hot Clicks]
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160 dollar salad fork, huh?
Thats 160 dollars more than I would spend on a salad fork.
/I steal
I'd love to see what Osi registered to get them.
Magruber > Abby McGrew
Who is Peyton suppose to lick Oreos with, now that Eli is off the market?
BTW:Yes
Too bad Eli's mommy will also be staying at the One and Only in the same room on their honeymoon night to supervise.
Lookit the size of her! She's an Amazon!
Helen Hunt wants her unattractive face back
BTW: Hell no
Eli's is eye fucking the shit out of the big guy with the goatee, and vice versa.
Awww…they're so sweet! Check out the message they posted to friends and family:
Message to Guests: The couple welcomes NM Gift Cards
@Pauly: I think that's Dante from Clerks.
Does Neiman Marcus sell sippy cups?
"carriage ride to a rustic chapel"
is that a nice way of saying once you get out of the resort you will have to use local transportation to get to the village's new church.
@Alex
That, Sir, is a keen observation.
She looks like she has a big rack for a skinny broad, but what's with the double chin?? I see a fatty in Eli's future…….
@ALex, Pauly – isn't it the guy with the lamb castrator for a mouth??
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Anne Coulter anybody?
Does she have a cock? If not, I don’t think it’s gonna work out.
Wait, Eli Manning is getting married? To a girl? Looks I was wrong when I called him a flaming cocksucker who couldn't tell the difference between semen and steroids (he thought they were both things you injected into your ass).
She is so cute. I red this news at [www.blackwhitemingle.com] where you can find your own men/women
Wait….Elisha?