04.30.08 DO NOT WANT
Red Sox Nation has once again lowered the bar for others to mock it more easily, as the new "Hot or Not?"-type website Sexy Sox Girls provides no shortage of female Red Sox fans making the most out of the iconic "B" logo and unbuttoned David Ortiz jerseys.
The Boston Herald, which one day aspires to suck as much as the New York Post or Daily News, had this to say about it:
A new Web site, sexySOXgirls.com, invites the women of Red Sox Nation to post playful soft-porn photos of themselves in Sox hats, shirts and other strategically placed paraphernalia.
I need to check, but I'm pretty sure "soft-porn" doesn't even mean anything. It's just something the writer made up, and the editor must have looked at it and said, "Hmmm, soft-porn. Sure, sounds good." There's such a thing as "soft-core" porn, which is your typical Playboy magazine, or maybe late-night Skinemax. But none of these chicks are baring their breasts, so that's clearly not what they meant.
Seriously, I was gonna make fun of this Kristy chick here, but now I just want to know what soft-porn is. Would the videos I have of me and my stuffed animals be considered soft-porn? I dunno, but Fluffy isn't nearly as soft as he used to be, that's for sure.
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There are 34 comments about:
DO NOT WANT
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Sigh…
ndallasruss: We don't do that here. Please make a funny comment or go elsewhere. This is a No Firsts Zone.
I expected the girls on that site to be pastier and with more freckles.
Eh, I'd grudge-fuck her in the ass.
Unless someone tells me otherwise, I'll assume that's Curt Schilling with makeup on….oh yeah and tan, less hairy, boobs.
Soft porn is the stuff that doesn't make you hard.
There, that was simple.
Lemme check. Yup, still hate Boston. Now you have my penis to deal with Boston; hide your children!
(female)I'm OK with this site as long as they stay away from the Rich Garces tit jokes.
//Buzz Bissinger
When I was up in B town two weeks ago I sure as hell didn't see any ass up there that looked like this hooker! I didn't mean for them to litteraly hide their wives and daughters, damnit!
Just remember: Soft Porn<Snuff film
I would rail that chick, then take a Cleveland Steamer on her and the Green Monster.
11th!!
Er…shit.
I'll just go back to my soft-porn
Lets see:
Yep, its every girl I tried to fuck in college!
Some of these girls are pretty haggard
More disturbing: sex with Fluffy, or that Fluffy is described as a "he?" Don't get me wrong, sex with male stuffed animals is Ok, but naming a male "Fluffy" is inexcusable.
I would absolutely Chia Pet Kristy all day. Look it up here: http://www.radiumradio.com/funny/abc.php
@RamrodM3: Learn to count asshat.
sexysox.com, a foot fetishist site, is actually much better. In so much as I'd sooner have sex with a woman's high heel shoe than almost any woman from Boston. At least the shoe doesn't smell like hot wings and cock.
@Matt - Sorry, I'm still new here. I got a little over-excited.
Ok, picture this. Sitting on top of the Green Monster, butt hanging over the side, and this broad laying facing the sky with her head against the base of the wall…
Extrapolate.
+1 WWSM
As usual.
@WWSM, however that shoe you fuck will smell like cock after you're done fucking it.
Always need to be cautious of the chicks that only show one side of their face.
Does she have a lazy eye or pull a Van Gogh one drunken night in Beantown? Your guess is as good as mine.
Is that the best the site has, or did WL have another spontaneous pant-cheesing episode?
I'm willing to bet most of these chicks have really bad tattoos.
@UU:
I'm proud to say that my cock smells like fine red wine.
Largely because I marinate my cock in fine red wine while I sleep.
/// Got molested by a sommelier as a child
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