Even though an unheard-of Bucks rookie named Ramon Sessions spoiled the return of Gilbert Arenas last night (17 points in 20 minutes on 5-of-9 shooting) in the most heartbreaking way possible, there was no stopping the Wizards from letting loose and having a blast at DeShawn Stevenson's '80s-themed birthday party. Pictured here is DeShawn with some of the Wizards dancers, all of whom were wearing DeShawn-inspired t-shirts, a carry-over from the second half of the loss to the Bucks where they rocked "I can't feel my face!" half-shirts.
Lucky guy. The only time you see large groups of women wearing shirts with my face on them is outside the courthouse whenever there are missing strippers. They're all "Justice!" and "Put him behind bars!"… as if putting me behind bars is gonna help. That's where the liquor is.
Many more photos of the Wiz and other DC celebs like Clinton Portis at D.C. Sports Bog. Not pictured: George Bush and Dick Cheney as Mike D and Ad-Rock.
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I was there….I had an IOU sweatshirt and Z Cavaricci combo going.
Also: yes, fuck yes, probably, dude, no, hell yes
80's theme? Iconic t-shirts? Neon colors? If this was a little gayer it'd be a Wham! video.
From the looks of that picture, it is safe to say that I didn't have enough sex with girls like that in the 80s.
Of course, most of those girls were born in 87 or 88, so really, I wouldn't want to have sex with them until, like, 2000 at the earliest.
I mean, uh… hey, remember L.A. Law? That show was cool.
Where's all the coke?
Damn it I hate 80's shit. Why in the world would anyone harken back to such an awful decade?
80s meaning these chicks might've been conceived by people who lived through the 80s? Do these girls even remember the 90s?
Washington Wizard defense….where nothing happens.
I'm digging the Karch Kiraly hat, DeShawn.
Where is the parachute pants and Chams Shirt? I had one of my
victimsdates dress up like that with a Members Only jacket..Manwasis she HOT!!YES, FUCK YES, eh, Bro, eh, with a bag…
…and another little piece of me died today…
The one in the pink is mine. See? She's even wearing a shirt with my name on it.
Iiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out max and relaxin' on cool and I'm shootin' some B-Ball outside after school; when a couple of guys, that were up to no good…. Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood…. I got in one little fight and my ma got scared, she said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air!"
also not pictured… Rumsfeld and Colin Powell as Crockett and Tubbs.
Hell yeah! Fresno in the muthafuckin house! My basketball team actually played against DeShawn Stevenson's in high school. We had one black guy. We pretty much figured we were gonna lose when we saw them throwing alley oops off the backboard to each other during warm ups.
What these young girls don't know is that one point they were all Wilt Chamberlain's sperm.
One black guy, Lance?
Well, there's your problem…