Even though an unheard-of Bucks rookie named Ramon Sessions spoiled the return of Gilbert Arenas last night (17 points in 20 minutes on 5-of-9 shooting) in the most heartbreaking way possible, there was no stopping the Wizards from letting loose and having a blast at DeShawn Stevenson's '80s-themed birthday party. Pictured here is DeShawn with some of the Wizards dancers, all of whom were wearing DeShawn-inspired t-shirts, a carry-over from the second half of the loss to the Bucks where they rocked "I can't feel my face!" half-shirts.
Lucky guy. The only time you see large groups of women wearing shirts with my face on them is outside the courthouse whenever there are missing strippers. They're all "Justice!" and "Put him behind bars!"… as if putting me behind bars is gonna help. That's where the liquor is.
Many more photos of the Wiz and other DC celebs like Clinton Portis at D.C. Sports Bog. Not pictured: George Bush and Dick Cheney as Mike D and Ad-Rock.