CAUTION: Clip contains Harry Truman's favorite word:
My question for Derrick Rose would be: "Wouldn't you like to go to school closer to home and play for the mighty Blue Demons of DePaul?" Then, I would chain myself to his leg until he agreed. Oh well, at least Rose has the chance to continue the tradition of Chicago-bred point guards leading their teams to the NCAA Championship, just as the great Isiah Thomas did for the Indiana Hoosiers in 1981. Maybe Rose will have a successful pro career and then run an original NBA franchise into the ground as general manager, too. I hope it's the Celtics. -KD


You made fun of Boston. Grr! I’m so mad I could reinforce stereotypes about the very people you’re targeting!