David Beckham attended the Kings-Lakers game at the Staples Center the other night, and he obviously is a carousing womanizer, because no married man in in the history of mankind has ever been distracted by a cheerleader before.  What a scumbag.  I can't believe he'd degrade his relationship with his wife by taking his eyes off the game and– heyyyyy, nice ass on that one.  Hey mama, you need someplace to sit, and I need a hat. Let's work something out!

Sorry, what was I saying?  

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