sunning and clubbing in Miami. And not Miami, Ohio.
With a week packed with fun and frolics well underway the 22-year-old revealed yet another skimpy bikini as she stripped off by the pool to top-up her tan. The pampered hens spent a busy day lounging in the sun and floating about on lilos with a generous helping of wine to ensure the party goes with a swing.
I once spent an entire day doing the same thing. Except I had the day off because I was unemployed, and I was outside because I'd gotten evicted. And I was drinking cooking wine. And I was hanging out with actual hens at a farm. Still, pretty similar, right?
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Is lifting weights in the prison yard anything like that?
No?
Then I guess I don't have anything to add to this conversation.
So she spills some wine on her tummy and the other chick runs her finger in it and licks it.
/welcome to fantasy island
Usually you don't seen hoops that big anywhere but in pornos. Or in New Jersey shopping malls.
that picture would have been hotter if she was sticking her finger somewhere else, and by somewhere else I mean in her friend's vagina.
damn right not Miami, Ohio. I don't see anyone getting tased to death
and those hoop earrings are that big for a reason. Gotta put your feet somewhere! ZING!
Hens on a farm are the worst. Bunch of fucking cockteasers, every single one of them.
WTF? My slung ropes appear to have been mysteriously excised from the stomach. Hmm, that must be because I slung them on the photo of her neck and stomach, and not actually on the stomach itself. My mistake.
Are you saying that it is impossible to sun and club in Oxford, Ohio??? Because I beg to disagree. In my four years there I clubbed many sons with my dong.
That would be her "history eraser" button.
For god sakes, don't press it!
I once spent a whole day doing the same thing, only I was wearing Body Armor, DCUs, boots, and a pretty God-damn accurate rifle; oh, and it lasted 13 months of my life, not one 24 hour period.
Actually, I never missed with that thing (my rifle, not my penis). 212 (stock number on my rifle), I miss you. ;-(
What the fuck is a lilo?
Fucking OPD tasing and raping.
Wait the raping part was me, my bad.
Matt, you left out the part where at the end of your day of sunning and wine-drinking you both ended up going down on a guy named Wayne.
The article sounds better when you read it in the voice of Robin Leach.
Allan Stokke! I had no idea you would be friends with the likes of such a man!
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Side Note: I'm actually about 98% sure this is Doogie.
Herc: Lilo is british for Tim's Cock.
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