Cheryl Cole, wife of Chelsea soccer star Ashley Cole — he of the barfing while cheating move — has a music career with the pop group Girls Aloud that has thus far been kept out of the States. But things may be changing, as Cheryl is featured in a new video by Will.I.am (Most. Annoying. Punctuation. Ever?) of the Black Eyed Peas.
And check it out! Her necklace says "Available"! That is a fucking BURN, Ashley. Sure, she hasn't served him with divorce papers or anything, but I mean c'mon: would jewelry lie?
So… yeah. Not the biggest story to hit With Leather, but give me a break. I watched all three minutes and fourteen seconds of that video to get that screen cap. And believe me, it's fucking terrible. I don't care how hot she is, it's not worth listening to that song again. The video could have her blowing me and I still wouldn't watch it. Although that's partly because I'm weirded out by how gigantic my balls are.
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I once puked while fucking a chick.
The fact that the chick was my grandma may have had something to do with it.
That, or the tuna melt I ate just before.
I think A Million Little Pieces (of shit) takes the prize for most annoying punctuation.
That's the worse video since,
Although that's partly because I'm weirded out by how gigantic my balls are.
Matt get them baked potatos checked out, probably cancer.
potatoes
Although that's partly because I'm weirded out by how gigantic my balls are.
God damn that's funny. Nearly spayed Baja Fresh out my nose.
*sprayed
Lil Jon's "cRuNk AiN't DeAd" as yet to lie, so you make a pretty convincing case thus far. I call dibs since we all know married women belongs to the french.
Jesus, I first thought it was Cheryl Crow who was available. That bitch promised to call me, well, like so many others after I set them free. Dude, Ashley is so going to cry himself to sleep tonight on his million dollar gay bed.
I think that was one of Matts in the baseball video.
Although that's partly because I'm weirded out by how gigantic my balls are.
[Matt get them baked potatos checked out, probably cancer.]
I'm think elephantitis.
^thinkING
The number of typos in the comments of this story is astounding.
e.e. cummings finds Will.I.Am pretentious.
The number of typos in the comments of this story is astounding.
Not coincidentally, happy hour began some time ago.
Trying to type with a beer in one hand and holding down a college freshman with the other is difficult.
Will.I.Am, Douche.U.R.
@ Taco Jones:
You're thinking elephantitis, I'm thinking Arby's.
"Available"… synonym for "Vacant"
"available" and likely to remain so for the near and distant future because you're a no-talent hack with average looks and we've got plenty of those and to spare.
Was that too mean?
En.Ri.Co. > Will.I.am.
She gives good head, I bet
i made it to 40 seconds and that was plenty, the vid fucking SUCKS!
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she needs to get back in the kitchen and clean some dishes….or maybe her husbands barf