BOWLING IS BETTER THAN I REMEMBER
04.21.08
This is a couple days old now, but server issues kept me from showing off the photos of Gina Lynn and some of her porn star friends at a bowling alley that on 205th dug up (The photos got dug up, not the bowling alley. Or the porn star friends. Yet). At least, someone told me that one of these women was Gina Lynn. I personally don't approve of pornography. I find it an inaccurate portrayal of how real people have sex. I mean, I've never seen a single porno that ends with the man apologizing and crying. Then asking her to stay the rest of the hour, because he at least paid for that much. Then watching her from across the parking lot, waiting for her to let her guard down. I'm sorry, it's just not realistic.
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All of the bad "ball" jokes were already used in the Marissa Miller post. Stand by for Doogie's "Strike" joke…
That's not the first time any of them have used the "bowling ball grip".
They can actually shove the balls in their snatches, and fire 'em down the alley like a cannon. Sorta like Clark Kent sneezing, only with queefs.
Those high heels are going to scratch the lanes!!! CAREFUL
3 porn stars + 3 bowling balls = 18 holes.
Larry David refused to fire the chick in the middle because she's a "survivor", as per her tat in the first pic. And I'm not convinced these whores are porn stars, but I'd treat the Spanish chick jacking off the bowling pin in the background like one.
At least the "whores look fuckin horrible without makeup" maxim is still really really realistic.
I want to wear Gina Lynn's ass as a hat.
C'mon guys, get your minds out of the gutter.
What's that? A bowling post? Oh, carry on.
All three holes, plugged tight… and roll the ball.
They each averaged well over 200. And by averaged, I of course, mean Doogie stab wounds.
I'll go ahead and recommend
purchasingdownloading Gina Lynn's Darkside. It should have won an Oscar.Hmmm…maybe I wouldn't need to get my rape on.
Consensual sex? Nah….
Saw a video once with some skank woking over a bowling pin fat end first. It was very inspiring to say the least.
I mean, I've never seen a single porno that ends with the man apologizing and crying.
I thought I lent you the Doug Christie sex tape? No?
isn’t the blond in the middle from this season’s beauty and the geek?
Mixing hot chicks with bowling is almost, yet not quite, as hot as mixing hot chicks with not bowling.
Shouldn't they be using blue balls?
I'm sure there's a wrist guard joke around this place too…
So, um, can any of you fine lads identify any of these gals, besides Ms. Lynn? I am particularly intrigued by the one on the right with the good posture, and wish to subscribe to her newsletter.
Savannah Sampson, Earl Camembert.
3 porn stars + 3 bowling balls = 18 holes.
That is the funniest thing I think I have ever read.
Hey look, a lefty.
hurricane-
Yes
Name's Leticia Cline and her myspace below:
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The one in the last image with her arms up…either Janet Reno or a dude. Oh hell, I guess it could be both.
even e-baums let you right click images.
lame
Actually Hardaway it's Savannah Samson…not that I'm a fan or have seen any of her work…what does she do again?
Samson is the bitch that worked at Scores and lobbied for a porn contract on the Howard Stern show. I think Howard wanted her to blow Beetlejuice to use him as a reference.
DAMN those girls are almost as hot as the girls on Risque Agency
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