I've actually been to a professional beach volleyball tournament and there were hundreds of bikini-clad hotties, but AVP (Beach Volleyball's Professional League) obviously thought the scene needed 5 more talented and lovely girls:
Uh, their talents would be more apparent without all that annoying singing and dancing. More Beach Girlz (nothing says attitude like an unnecessary 'z') and fake Australian accents after the jump . . .
"Dancing in the sand is harder than singing and dancing at the same time."? Hmm, remind me not to ask that girl to participate in a threesome. -KD


Konichiwa, bitchez.
MAAAAAAAKE OOOOOOOOUUUUUTTT
As WNBA Hall of Famer Gertrude Stein famously said, "they're is no their, there." No, wait, that's not right…
Thanks PM. My Sunday afternoon bourbon affects the my spelling of homophones. As thaks, I can send you either The Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas or last month's Playboy – both are used.
I’d rather beat-off to the “Top Gun” volleyball scene.
In case you’d rather see them than hear them…
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