BABY PENGUIN GOES STREAKING
04.29.08
Nathan Smith, the captain of the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins — Pittsburgh's top minor-league affiliate — was arrested after a police officer caught him running naked through the street on Sunday. Teammate Ryan Stone, presumed clothed, was booked for public drunkenness.
Officials said Smith, a center for the AHL team, was charged with misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure, open lewdness and disorderly conduct, as well as public drunkenness. He was released on $10,000 bail.
Sheesh, Baby Penguins running through the street drunk and naked. Although I can't say I'm surprised. A gang of fluffy ducklings befriended a playful kitten last week, then they robbed a man in Detroit and left him for dead. Police say that they are armed and extremely adorable.

Ah, the running of the Guins.
Try not to get any on ya.
Jim Jones will here to defend this conduct in 3… 2… 1….
This is really how Sidney Crosby sprained his ankle
You've got to love the passion of playoff hockey.
The city’s laid out from east to west
And our public parks and libraries are truly the best
Ill see myself out…
Considering it's Shitsburg, a naked man could in fact "spruce up" that city.
I found a picture of the gang of ducklings teaming up with the kitten:
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Why is that Penguino on the Key Bridge?
Want to see more funny pictures like this? One of my friends tell me that we can get it from blackcentury.com which is a dating service for whites and blacks. Maybe you want to check it out.
Should have seen the naked Octupus running the streets of Detroit at 3:00am