Arizona defensive end Josh Lewis, a junior walk-on, has been suspended indefinitely after this YouTube of him and a girl at a pool party surfaced. I don't quite understand why. I mean, he's just putting his hand up a drunk girl's skirt while she shakes her head "no" and tries to pull his arm away. Football players are allowed to do that, right? Isn't that the whole point of being on the football team? How else are you going to get carte blanche for sexual assault? … Well, I mean besides Craigslist.
UPDATE: If 'white gurls' was a major, I’d have my master’s degree by now…
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This post may as well be retitled "Saturdays at Blackcapricorn's house". Man, I love the slumpbusters.
Buy her a $4M ring and all of this'll be water under the bridge.
I think before blatantly assaulting someone you need to ask yourself "is the payoff worth the punishment?"
In this case, I have to say "obviously." She's clearly got delicious baked goods under her skirt.
This wins best comedy on UPN
The new Vogue magazine cover?
When you're going for your Ventriloquist's License, you must practice, practice, practice!
At least someone would have her, she should count her fatty stars!
Reason #4,756 not to go after fat girls.
She’s doing yourself a favor, dude.
Insulin shock is often confused with drunkeness. Clearly, she hadn't had a Twinkie in the last 5 minues.
As Hunter Thompson said. "If you buy the ticket, take the ride."
U of A's school motto is Bear Down, not get down with a Bear.
How else are you going to get carte blanche for sexual assault? … Well, I mean besides Craigslist.
Its not really carte blanche, but apparently if you give them 150 kisses or 125 flowers you can do whatever you want.
It looks like he was getting more fisty , than handsy. And in his defense he was wearing an "amateur gynecologist" t-shirt.
He was looking for his keys.
Seriously, if being wrist deep in a fat chick gets you suspended, then call me the "Pac-Man Jones" of weekends.
Its obvious he was reaching for the gummi venus de milo. The rarest gummi of them all. Carved by skilled artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummi.
What else was he supposed to do. That vending machine in his lap clearly didn't give him his candy bar so he had to reach up and get it.
Oh, and I was wondering what it would take to get Arizona Football some shine.
LOL@Pauly….but seriously, we should hang out.
Josh, scholarship players can get away with that. If you can’t even get a free ride to Arizona as a junior, stick with masturbating.
John Daly certainly gets around.
If he went to Florida State they would have made him a starter.
Is that Sean Kingston?
You usin' the whole fist there, Doc?
It's good to know that these days, even if you are fat, as long as you're blonde, you can still bag a football player.
Arizona defensive end Josh Lewis, a junior walk-on
Are the Cardinals so bad that they're taking walk-ons? Lookin forward to the major motion picture Joshvincible.
@Tim
I think the movie title should be Infistable.
Somewhere, former Sun Devil cheerleader Courtney Simpson scoffs.
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"Take a picture." What is this guy's IQ?
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I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profiles were found on the famous rich women seeking affairs site m y i n t e r r a c i a l m a t c h . c o m last week and he was seeking his sugar Mum there now!