K-Swiss would like to remind you to please keep your thoughts pure while looking at Alona Bondarenko splayed suggestively on a tennis court. It's bound to be at least as effective as all those Victoria's Secret billboards that said "Stop Masturbating."
Anyway, if this picture of the #23 player in the world is something that interests you, good news: new commercials starring the Ukrainian will air this weekend during the Final Four. Should be a nice reprieve from whatever shitty TV show CBS tries to cram down our throats with non-stop teasers. On the next Survivor! We fuck with hungry people!
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She looks just long enough to fit into the trunk of my car. Is that pure enough for ya K-Swiss?
i'd get my rape on
meh. sexy russian tennis players are a dime-a-dozen, but new episodes of 'Rules of Engagment'? those are once in a lifetime.
"I'd ace her deuce if you get my meaning."
"I'd like to fuck her on the tennis court if you know what I mean."
Is her left arm a stump?
She looks kinda like the Venus de Milo. But even if she's armless I still would; c'mon now fellas.
Seems OK.
I'd totally bang her through the net. THROUGH IT. Yes.
I'd like to break her serve, and by serve I mean cervix..
Oh, I'll fix her sink. And by sink I mean the thing between her knees. And by the thing between her knees I mean her reproductive organs.
She shot those balls out of her vag, then collapsed.
Just like Winona Ryder but with more class, eh?
I think we're Alona, there doesn't seem to be anyone around…
@ walklett, why don't you make like a tree and NEVER quote that shitty song again!!
IS it just me or is tennis only interesting when hot broads are laid out on the court?
@TP2151, I guess you're a Debbie Gibson fan.
Um.. excuse me.. I need to go attend to some personal matters…..