03.31.08 WRESTLEMANIA WAS DANGEROUS, FIERY
At Wrestlemania XXIV last night, that boxer jackass beat the big fucker and some old guy retired, but the real story is the pyrotechnic malfunction that left dozens in the stands injured. A suspended cable used for launching fireworks above the crowd snapped, showering the crowd of easily amused simpletons with sparks and rockets.
"The smoke was coming out and it looked like a war zone," crowd member Bryan Bindman said.
"Scene Looks Like War Zone, Says Man Who's Never Been to War Zone"
"We were right under the rafters near the suites and it came right across our section — maybe 20 feet ahead of us," fan Bill Kallus said. "We were thinking, 'Is this part of the show or is this an accident?'"
I take back everything bad I've ever said about WWE. The Citrus Bowl could have been partially blown up by terrorists or fallen apart after an 8.0 earthquake, and the fans would be like, "Hold on, this is probably just part of the show."
[Special thanks to KSK]
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WRESTLEMANIA WAS DANGEROUS, FIERY
You could smell the charred Nascar shirts from 3 sections away, I heard….
who knew skunky Busch Light and dip spit could make for a flammable combination?
'Is this part of the show or is this an accident?'"
Note to self: Take exposing myself routine out of Sunday morning church, re-locate to pro wrestling.
"What, this thing? It's totally part of the show. You should feel it. Again."
Can you smell what the Rocket's cooking?
Three words:
Bam Bam Bigelow
RIP
It's good to see that the pyro guy for Great White can still find work
…..and that stunt that the Blue Blazer pulled was AWESOME!
It's good to know that Jon Voigt was there, and is keeping himself busy.
It was all part of the show, dammit.
//Chris Benoit
WWE really has a Flair for the dramatic.
Ha ha ha *sigh*
I've seen war zones on TV.
hahaha, if you open the link, and read the story, you will find out that the guy's name was john voight. i wonder if he used to drive a red le-baron
Did someone say whore zone?
/belated Spitzer joke
"Scene Looks Like War Zone, Says Man Who's Never Been to War Zone"
LOL! Fucking A!
I'm just a bit curious….The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profiles were found on the famous rich women seeking affairs site myinterracialmatch. c o m last week and he was seeking his sugar Mum there now!!!!!
Spammers make baby jesus cry…
wait…wait….WAIT!???! Brian…Blind Man!???!??….Bill Kill Us….?!?!?!! This stunt was staged, planned at the very least
oops i read those names wrong.
The Citrus Bowl could have been partially blown up by terrorists or fallen apart after an 8.0 earthquake…
We Central Floridians would welcome such events; instead, the powers-that-be will be spending $250 million renovating a crappy stadium in the worst part of town that hosts 3 football games per year.
/End Local News Rant
Luckily, no teeth were injured.
But it’s still real to me, DAMMIT!!!!
Editor, your article fucking delivers.
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