<i>Is it wrong for me to be turned on?</i>” title=”<i>Is it wrong for me to be turned on?</i>” class=”alignright size-full wp-image-41″ /><p><i>What to watch for in this weekend's biggest matchups.  Home teams in ALL CAPS.</i></p><p><b>FOX Sunday Programming over SELECTION SUNDAY</b> — "Oh boy, they're about to announce <i>ANOTHER NAME</i>!"  Dude, just wait half an hour and look it up online.</p><p><b>ROCKETS over Bobcats</b> — Nationally televised tonight on ESPN.  Could be a trap game, but I don't think Adelman will let the team look past Charlotte.</p><p><b>LAKERS over Rockets</b> — On Sunday's ABC game to snap the streak at 21.  Yes, it's the same pick that everyone else is making.  I don't care. </p><p><b>Fresh Air over WRECKS GALORE</b> — I'm going to do my best to go outside on Sunday, but on the off chance that a March blizzard hits, I may check up on the NASCAR race — the Bristol track is a short, violent course that promises lots of yellow flags.  Hooray, chance of carnage!</p><p><b>Driving Across the Country over WITH LEATHER'S WEEKEND SHIFT</b> — KD is taking his first weekend off since… well, since I can remember.  I'll be filling in for him, because it's easier than hiring someone to do so for me.  So don't you fuckers even think about going anywhere.</p></div><div class= TAGS: