Not to be outdone by Tom Brady's impending Calvin Klein contract, Terrell Owens is reportedly considering becoming a model:
The Dallas Cowboys wide receiver recently judged a male-model volleyball tournament at Nikki Beach in Miami and had nothing but criticisms for the 90 men. "He was overheard discussing a modeling career for himself," said a source.
Perhaps Owens could develop a new reality show with Tyra Banks to see who is more narcissistic. You're welcome Joel McHale. Or he could he appear as a runway walker for one of the losing designers on Project Runway – "He's my designer, he's my designer (/sobs)." Um, not that I watch Project Runway. Ahem, how 'bout those Bears?
In other fashion news, a Victoria's Secret executive is concerned that the brand has become too sexy. If I were a member of the school of Cavalier poets I would agree, but since I wholeheartedly endorse the practice of women earning free breast implants, I say if anything Victoria's Secret is not sexy enough. Sir John Suckling indeed. -KD
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You totally watch project runway you fag. Admit it.
Perhaps Owens could develop a new reality show with Tyra Banks to see who is more narcissistic.
OOH! Catfight! catfight! *flicks lights on and off*
That's some fine hyperlinking there, sir.
You can take the player out of San Fran, but you can’t take San Fran out of the player.
Jeff Garcia thinks that's a little gay. "If it looks like a male model…"