Tony Romo isn't just the Cowboys' All-Pro quarterback who dates Jessica Simpson. He's got something more valuable than two consecutive years of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory in the first round of the playoffs: he is one of Cosmo magazine's Fun, Fearless Males, along with previous Simpson-fuckers Dane Cook and John Mayer. And Simpson's ex-husband Nick Lachey took the top award last year, so you know Cosmo's just mailing this shit in.
Romo broke the ice when he joked about the situation while claiming his award at Monday's luncheon. When musing about what made him qualify as Cosmo's Fun, Fearless Male, he said: "Dane Cook, John Mayer … if you date Jessica Simpson, I guess."
"Yeah, you know, it's been really cool to meet those guys, actually. Turns out I'm not the only one who's weirded out by her dad staying in the room and masturbating while we have sex."
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And yes, I know Brett Favre retired. No threadjacks necessary.
Hey look, those guys are gay!
Fun, Fearless Males
Too much of a homo to get profiled in Maxim, huh? Fag.
(Secretly envious of his millions and his hot trampy fuck toy)
More Ram? So the site's going to be injured every other play and then overpay an average quarterback?
/Sad St. Louis nerd
You know how I know you're gay? You accept awards at luncheons.
"Turns out I'm not the only one who's weirded out by her dad staying in the room and masturbating while we have sex."
Fuck it! I would sell tickets if I was hitting that skank!
P.S. Next up for Tony…MensHealth! I hear Matt is "doing" the interview. Congrats man! giggle…
Why do I think that picture was not doctored up?
Never mind Tony – when did Jason Witten become a leather queen?
You know how I know you’re gay? you actually GO to a luncheon.
Heh Heh Heh….Matt said “jack” and “gay” in the same comment…
God I hate Cosmo.
I always though Michael Ian Black seemed kinda gay.
Michael Ian Black was gay, but Dane Cook stole his gayness.
Good god. That head swap of Dane Cook looks way too real.
Dane Cook steals gayness like Christopher Reeve stole stem cells.
Random Access Memory is the new black. Trust me, it’s cool
Head swap?
Christopher Reeve his stem cells up his ass?
wow. "With leather" indeed
"Fun, Fearless, Male"
What kind of Annoying, Sackless, Tulip came up with that one?