Man I love British tabloids.  Here in America, you get trash like People, which gives us saccharine bullshit about how sweet Tony Parker is and how in love he is with Eva Longoria.  That crap doesn't fly with Brits.  The Daily Mail not only churned up these pictures, they also just wrote whatever they felt like to accompany the story.

Now that she is no longer on the market, perhaps Eva feels more comfortable showing off her natural side after marrying basketball player Tony Parker

Eva and Belgian born Tony have been plagued with rumours of discord since their marriage last summer.

And due to Tony's heavy game schedule, with team San Antonio Spurs, and Eva's filming schedule on the top rated TV show, they appear to spend little time together.

Nothing like a news story that uses words like "rumours," "perhaps," and "appear."  It allows sentences to be way more interesting than stupid boring facts.  I should really learn my lesson from this.  Here I was, trying to come up with a mathematical formula for how much makeup it takes for a homely broad to look like a Hollywood star, when all I have to do stick to innuendo. 

I heard she's wanted in Mexico for killing thousands of goats and sucking their blood.

[on 205th]