Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez is easily the best athlete playing the role of pilot since Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Here he is in A.I. Assault, a SciFi Channel movie about killer military robots that go haywire and start killing people. I assume this is what's called a "predictive documentary."
And yeah, that's Mr. Sulu, right at home in the cockpit with Tony. I'm sure there was some kind of deal in place: Tony wanted an acting gig, Mr. Sulu wanted a scene with a muscular man. That's how business gets done in Hollywood, baby.
[Half-Black Charisma; HT: Deadspin]


Shockey would have been better. He'd have fucked that robot up!
"It's not Mr. Sulu silly! Just call me Sulu sweetie."
Here's to you SciFi Channel for believing that all pilots wear leather jackets with the collar up and carry around gatts. This should win the Palme d' Or.
What's stiffer in that scene – Tony's acting, or Sulu's cock?
Alternate headline: Doc Ock rip off F'd up Chiefs Tight End.
Where is the pic of Tony's wife?
I'm tired of these motherfucking killer military robots that go haywire and start killing people on this motherfucking CGI plane. Man, if Uhura(?) is in a stewardess outfit then i'm there, dude.
With acting skills like that Gonzalez might be the next Dennis Rodman. Admit it, you've seen "Simon Sez."
I bet this is really what happened to Cory Lidle
Listen, I've heard that crap since UC Berkley, I bust my buns every Sunday, you tell your old man to drag Merriman and Morrison up and down the field for 60 minutes.
Surely you can't be a homosexual?
I am a homosexual. And please call me Shirley.
How can you blame Tony Gonzalez for wanting to find out if George Takei is a country music star before the airing on Secret Talent of the Stars???
Finally! live action gay tentacle porn.
Tony… do you like movies about gladiators?
Sadly, this shit movie is way more entertaining than the Kansas City Chiefs.