Warriors point guard and noted cool dude Baron Davis celebrated his 29th birthday Saturday night at the Hotel Sofitel in West Hollywood, which was co-hosted by his friend, noted Alba impregnator Cash Warren. I read on a million gossip blogs that it was a surprise party, although how you have a surprise party with a red carpet is beyond me, and I've got a mind like a bear trap. Assuming you dropped the bear trap a lot when it was new and left it to rust in a vat of whiskey for ten years.
And yeah, that hot chick who can't act was there. Only she's not really hot any more, so she now has zero marketable skills. Well, except baby-making. But that's not really a growth industry.
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Guys named Cash should have been aborted.
Is that Bobby McFerrin?
If you are into preggo chicks Alba is hot as hell. I'd love to drink her boobie milk.
And I agree with Enrico on the Cash abortion thing.
Does he have a glass eye?
Cash Warren uses his forehead and hair to clean off baby seals after oil spills.
Which one is the hot chick?
Jessica Alba is clutching on to Baron like she wants to be rescued from whomever that creepy guy is looking over her shoulder.
I smell a movie where Alba does at least two nude scenes and/or one over-the-top sex scene in order to stay relevant coming very soon.
Hopefully after she has the baby and loses the weight.
At least my daughter is still a stone cold fox, I always make her get abortions.
God, it's depressing how awful she looks. Did she dunk her face in a pan of white-out? Roll herself in flour so Cash could find the brown spot? Visit the set of Peter North's new movie?
But that's not really a growth industry.
Groan!