03.05.08 TIM FLOYD MUST SET O.J. MAYO FREE
USC men's basketball coach and alleged chronic masturbator Tim Floyd said that asking O.J. Mayo to return for his sophomore season would be "irresponsible," citing that Mayo is already likely to be a lottery pick and that the coach had no intention of standing between Mayo and a huge stack of cash, saying something to the effect of "If it's his dream of playing in the NBA, he should do that."
Floyd made the remarks on Rome Is Burning last night. The rest of Floyd's appearance on the show consisted of having a take and not sucking.
Mayo would probably not be in the college game right now were it not for the NBA's recent rule that prohibits players from making the jump straight to the pros from high school, which is bullshit. Does Las Vegas make aspiring hookers take communion? Did the Hitler Youth have to get passing grades in economics? Why is Mayo in college to begin with? He should be averaging 15 and 10 a night for the Clippers before snorting blow out of some 31-year-old intern's asshole. I mean, if it's his dream to snort blow out of an intern's asshole, he should do that.
Mayo would be batshit insane to stay, even if it is USC. Why settle for Reggie Bush money when you can get LeBron money?
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TIM FLOYD MUST SET O.J. MAYO FREE
rack'em !
or….why settle for lebron money when you can get javon walker money?
I'd make the jump for free as long as I could snot blow off an an intern's ass.
The huge comment of the day gets a box of Snicker's Power Bars…
Epic post MMP, epic post.
Reggie Bush? You mean Gayle Sayers?
Ohhweee! That one still gets me… Is that homo still dating that fatass bimbo?
I prefer to snort blow out of the snatch, not the asshole.
good to see you LCPL
War! chronic masturbating
OJ's brother Joe has some awesome parties, but he always gives me a job to do during it, like taking care of coats or making sure Jerry doesn't get near the stereo. Sure thing, Joe Mayo.
/hopefully someone will get it
And they were so quick to set O.J. free.
I meant O.J. Simpson
OJ Mayo = NBA Bust
Bookmark it.
If anyone's qualified to hand out advice about how to be successful in the NBA, it's Tim Floyd.
Oh, and thanks for the vine.
@HHY:
Cocktail off the speaker!
HHY:But Jerry wants to get jiggy with it! I hear PETA doesn't like Joe Mayo all that much…
O.J. Mayo < Nuts and Gum: together at last!
I can't wait for the smack off here at WL.
I can't wait for the smack off here at WL
Pretty sure I won that contest single-handed during this morning's St. Andrew's Net.
UU: give yourself a tongue for that comment!
and, thanx it's good to be back…
@HHY
"What is that thing?!"
"It looks like a Bear!"
"Where did you learn to climb trees like that?!?!?!"
"The PacificNorthwest"
What's the XR4ti Crew doing after this?
Nordberg needs to go pro.
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