Here's Tiger Woods modeling a space suit without any context whatsoever, so it's anyone's guess what he's doing. He looks kind of nervous and unhappy, so my best hypothesis is that all the other golfers voted to send him into space because he kicks too much ass and drills hot Swedish tail. And because they're all white racists.
Well, I guess Vijay Singh isn't white. But I could see him going along with it. He's kind of a dick that way.
(Thanks to KSK reader Danny)
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He's gonna have sick distance on his drives playing on the moon.
He’s heading into space because there isn’t anymore competition down here.
He must be wearing space pants because his ass is out of this world.
//proud of that one
Why does the black mans gatorade flavor have to be called Quiet Storm? and be purple??
Tiger is going to have a threesome with Reggie and Kim? I admire his concern for his own health.
True. Tiger is on par to break every record that was ever set, or ever will be, in golf! He's bored of the earth and Johnny Miller.
What do you call one black man in outerspace?
They say dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Hence his spacesuit and my tiara.
I hope they have fried chicken in outer space.
He looks kind of nervous and unhappy
Because he farted, duh
He's just pissed that Lance Bass won't be joining him on this skyrocket in flight.
/adds The Brother From Another Planet to his Netflix cue.
Burnsy: A good start?
If you were to spit a watermelon seed while in space would it travel forever?
Examples of straight-up funny comments: Enrico, WWSM
Examples of over-the-line racist comments: Jim Jones… and a couple of others.
I'm all about pushing boundaries, guys, but I like to think we're all better than resorting to fried chicken and watermelon jokes. And if you're not, I can happily begin deleting accounts.
Are there back alleys on the moon where he can get lynched?
My guess is Nike is not clumsy enough to put up a special YouTube account with these "viral" videos while pretending to be innocently posting them. So that leaves Buick, Gillette, Gatorade, and about 500 other sponsors of Tiger. My guess is Gatorade, since their ad agency is based in Chicago and the account is named "windycityflyer750." I'm so glad we get to see another Tiger ad on March 20 — I can hardly contain my excitement…
Some of Tiger's other sponsors are Nike, Buick, GM, EA, Accenture, American Express, Gilette, NetJets, Target, Upper Deck, Yahoo Sports, Tag Heuer, Asahi, and a few others.
Don't forget Colt 45.
Okay, that was racist. But my first comment was a reference to the golfer who made a snide "fried chicken" remark when Tiger first became popular.
This guy:
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Quit kissing my luscious, soft, supple ass, Ufford.
@Jim Jones–stop mentioning poultry, damn you!
/white, hungry and <5 minutes away from Popeye's.
Does Tiger look comfortable doing anything besides golf?
My mama ain't no astronaut.
I would like to officially take credit for correctly predicting it was a Gatorade commercial. Please feel free to bask in my glow.
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