THE EAGLES HELD CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS
03.17.08
The Philadelphia Eagles cheerleading squad is widely recognized by overweight masturbators as one of the most attractive in the NFL, and I'm pleased to report that they held open call auditions this past weekend. You can see a full gallery of the action here, although why you'd want to I don't know. It's the same as every other cheerleader gallery. Just a bunch of wallflowers with glasses and mousy brown hair wearing sweatpants and discussing the Bronte sisters.
The team is not yet finalized, however, and you can attend the finals on April 15th for a mere $20, as long as your parole officer doesn't find out.
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The one on the right makes the team guaranteed.
No, Yes, No, Yesyes (fuck her twice, for good measure….)
I don't think any amount of cheerleader would convince me to go to Philadelphia.
I feel like some of those photos are missing Brigitte Nielsen and a prison.
A: Yes, yes, yes with tartar sauce, yes.
Q: Could Charlie Weis consume these girls in one sitting?
I would go if only for the cheesesteaks…
…mostly cause I'm a fat bastard
Andy Reid's sons have coke balloons hidden in #83's ass.
A vote no on any of these makes you gay, or oversexed – in which case all of us married men say fuck you!
@Steely- tartar sauce to cover up the fish smell or is that just your kink? I would definitely give her my long john silver.
I will be outside the Zellerbach Theatre selling comfortable sweat pants with the pockets already removed.
Who are you calling overweight?
/"exercising" as we speak
The problem with sleeping with Eagles cheerleaders if that if you don't get them off, they throw batteries at your cock.
///not that I know anything about not getting a woman off
/// also, not that I have anything against a hot woman throwing batteries at my cock.
Speaking as an Eagles fan who makes it to one or two games a year, I would like to apologize in advance for the awful things some of these women are soon to hear.
If #65 isn't a virgin, then Doogie doesn't actually have people chained up in his basement.
I'm going to get drunk. I'll talk to you chicks later.
/finger bang and a wink
No, yes, yes, please!
Is the one on the right the Tim Tebow girl?
Yes x 4. This makes me mighty proud to be an Eagles fan.
Fuck Da Eagles.
/cheerleaders
Blackcapricorn: @Steely- tartar sauce to cover up the fish smell or is that just your kink? I would definitely give her my long john silver.
You mean your long john sliver?
Zing!
Are those the best four we can find? #83 and #80 look like amazonian women..