Ahhh, an annual tradition just before the NCAA tournament: unbridled hatred for the Duke basketball team. This isn't quite as satisfying as This Is Why Duke Sucks, but it'll have to do until the next unfounded rape allegations let us make a big show of crucifying part of the student body.
[The Dagger via the Postmen]
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For starters, I find this offensive to Duke's black and mixed-race floppers.
Is Manu Ginobli a good player? (choose one):
1. Yes
2. Hell yes!
Apt/Unit? as if
Take a pair of nuts to the face as your opponent dunks on you
NEWS FLASH!!!
Brady Quinn is going back to school to play B-ball for Duke!
No reference to how many cats you and Laetner will share in your apartment?
Wait; bedwetting is bad?
I went to the Bobby Hurley School of Driving.
Are you white? If no, is your Mom or Dad the black one?
They forgot, "would you have any problem raping a black whore?"
Enrico, that's on the application for the lacrosse team. And it's not really possible to 'rape' a prostitute. I think legally it falls under breach of contract or fraud.
"Whould you fuck Elizabeth Dole?"
How long did you cry at the end of 'Beaches'?
a. 10 minutes
b. 12 minutes
c. I'm still crying on the inside
Y'all ain't right. Y'ALL AIN'T RIGHT
SuperChocolateBear gets a +1 for being SuperChocolateBear.