03.13.08 SOX PITCHER WITH PENTHOUSE PET – UPDATE
Barstool Sports (heh… "stool") reader, who claims he heard on Howard Stern's radio show that Boston pitcher Clay Buchholz — the wunderkind who threw a no-hitter in his second MLB start — is dating Penthouse Pet of the Year Erica Ellyson:
I don't know if you've heard this yet, but penthouse pet of the year, erica ellyson, was on howard stern this morning saying she was banging a "red sox player"…..guys from stern dug deeper into another interview she did on the scott ferrall show last week and there she said she was doing bucholz [sic].
So, yeah… not exactly what you might call "confirmed" or a "fact," but — like a jug of wine or illegal drugs — it's nice to pass around and share with everyone. For posterity's sake, or maybe because I felt like exercising what minuscule journalistic inclinations that lay hidden away in my shriveled black heart, I checked out the recap of the Stern show in question (NSFW-ish), and there was no mention of the Red Sox. Lots about anal sex and lesbians, but no Red Sox.
UPDATE – Confirmed by Buchholz's dad on the radio. Not bad for a guy who looks like this. I guess hot women like pro athletes or something.
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SOX PITCHER WITH PENTHOUSE PET – UPDATE
So today begins and ends with chicks in garters, making clear that your "overall vision" is a dirty one.
(And I mean dirty in the best possible way.)
After the dongapalooza that was yesterday's naked cheerleader post, pictures of one hot chick just aren't doing it for me.
. . .
Well, maybe just this once, but it's under protest.
Is getting through 10 sheets of data entry with no mistakes the same thing as a no hitter?
That's not gonna get me a Penthouse Pet is it?
Another post to remind me my life is just a "dull march to the grave."
I thought that Bucholtz was fucking Jacoby "Unibrow" Ellsbury???
Clay Buchholz? Wasn't he one of the Magnificent Seven? Maybe i'm thinking of Bernado O'Reilly, or Grumpy.
A Penthouse Pet and you didn't find any pictures of her peeing?
He'd probably be Happy if he was banging a Penthouse Pet. Or Horny.
yeah, i'd probably do her
WOW! In that first picture the photographer totally caught her off guard! Fucking paparazzi is everywhere.
Let's Cold Slaw wrestle! No, I didn't soy 'cold sore' wrestle, does I look like I'm from Boston?
@Miggs–I've always loved that expression in soft core photos–"How did you get in here?" Believe me, they look a lot more surprised in real life, and saying "I can smell your cunt" doesn't calm them down as much as you'd think.
HoHosWeKnows
Sadly, neither does the machine mask, the tweety-bird stuffed animal and footy pajamas.
That first pic was her seeing my dick…
/4th grade mentality
My last girlfriend was a "no hitter".
Her brother was in the Mafia.
I broke and rand and snapped and eight ball on the break in pool league. I may get player of the week, yet nobody seems to run at my sausage.
Before it was confirmed by Bucholtz's dad, I thought the Red Sox she was fucking was Tony Armas. Or Gedman. That dude gets mad pussy.
/1986
If I can't save these pics to my hard drive to jerk off to later, what is this site coming to?
Like srsly. You're preventing me from saving pics from maxim for crying out loud, i'm too lazy to google them out myself, and when they're right in front of me, I shouldn't have to.
two thumbs down.
I haven't even seen one Yoko post since they've announced that dice-k is starting the opener in japan.
/b/ I liked this site way better back in the day. You know…when it was funny and topical.
[...] was last seen with a Penthouse model because well, if you have the means … why not? His dad was pretty proud of him for that pull, but we’re not sure how he feels about the breakup. Still, whatever confidence Clay [...]
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