Today's shaping up to be a busy day here at With Leather, and as with all busy days, I like to kick it off with a little bit of man-candy (…wait what?).  Pictured here are the New England Revolution's Taylor Twellman and Chris Albright, hard at work in Cancun as the Revs get some spring training for the MLS season by playing warm-up games against teams south of the border.

The Revolution had zero shots on goal in losing, 1-0. The only consolation is that the oceanfront Cancun hotel where the team's coaches are staying has a dispenser on the wall with upside-down bottles of tequila, rum, vodka, and scotch…

Captain Steve Ralston… insists that the trips are boring, that nobody's looking for that lost shaker of salt. "My wife's kind of jealous," he says with a grin. "She's home with three kids. I call her and tell her, 'Honey, it's not that nice here. It's been really windy. The fields are bad. The food is not that great.' "

"Yeah, the only good thing is that I'm elbow-deep in hot college poon.  I swear, these drunk bitches have got to be in heat!  Oh… miss ya honey!" 

[Blue Blooded Journo via sexy, sexy Kickette]