The great Sports by Brooks alerts us that two-time Olympic gold medal that Katarina Witt is retiring from figure skating. But we also learn that ESPN, in documenting Witt's accomplishments, scrubbed her December 1998 appearance in Playboy from the original AP report. That issue was the second ever to sell out for the magazine (10 points if you can guess the first…answer after the jump)
The drop-dead gorgeous Ms. Witt posing nude led to her wild popularity on the internet – and no doubt increased attendance for her pro skating appearances.
We expect to see plenty of retrospectives on her career in the MSM (including ESPN) over the next couple days. But if she’d never dropped the towel, do you really think the TV nets would be panting to revel in her career *accomplishments*?
I for one have always thought of figure skating as some old Communist bloc ritual for auctioning off nimble whores that never learned how to play tennis. Kind of like the NFL Combine now, but without the saturated media coverage.
UPDATE: Thanks to inertia53 for the spread link They are as NSFW as they are fantastic.
A: Marilyn Monroe, December 1953 (inaugural issue)

Oh, Katarina. I had such a girl-crush on her in the 80s. So much hotter than today's generic, blonde, Eastern bloc tennis sluts.
What? No pics? I'm on my 33rd game of Freecell and need something else to pass the time.
This just in: ESPN has named Witt the #2 QB of all time.
Wow, young Leonard Nimoy had a smokin' bod.
[still holding out hope for the homemade 'oksana baiul smashed on vodka and jello shots gangbang video' to surface on the interwebs]
Easily the least sexy day in all of human history here we're working on Punter. My penis will never forgive you or me. He's currently packing an overnight bag as we speak.
She just oozed sex appeal. HOTTEST. SKATER. EVER.
The first to sell out Playboy? Chyna.
/vomits
/or do I?
She has some of the most beautiful boobs I've ever seen.
I'm just gald it wasn't a post about a male figure skater.
In search of….
a paperbag
She has a killer body and I never even noticed it. Fan-TASTIC tatas! It has my dick confused though. Definitely yes, but I'm pretty sure ice skates are sharp and the thought of them slicing through
my cackthe ice makes me shudder.Listen to you queers, like you wouldn't hit that Communist ass? I'd give her the hammer and the sickle (cell anemia).
Link to pics, please.
@enrico: you have to get past those iron (meat) curtains first.
/i'll show myself out
Wait – all the issues of playboy don't sell out?!?! Where do they go then? They're shipped to Africa to feed the hungry? They're used by homeless to pleasure themselves and then burn for heat? I want answers dammit!
[maxdae.multiply.com]
U.S. and German issues
Ok. Ok. Ok…. That's a pretty good fuckin' spread. I have my first chub of the day…. Thanks inertia… [god i hope that's not a guy cause that would make this weird]
That 70's bush is hiding something.
I would say that she would look hot with no arms only because she can't cover her tits, but I'd still fuck her with no arms. Then throw her in a pool for laughs.
She's pretty hot, plus she's German so you could probably drop a duece on her chest and she'd love it. Hook her up with Usi.
I remember that! Wow, 10 years already?
Did she wear denim cut-offs in the shower?
Incredible body, that's for damn sure… my one complaint… SHAVE THAT BUSH
Man, I used to jerk it to her pretty hard. I might have to again tonight for auld lang syne.
ALthough i hope that bush isn't hiding a giant cock.
awarding points is cool… also, espn sucks